Tactical Absence

The act of purposely not attending school and studying at home for the better of your grade.

Jimmy used a tactical absence because of his physics test today.

by Nikegunner77 March 28, 2015

cloudy._aasan

She makes edits for the famous hashtag aasan. She's the literal best and a gem of a person. Best aasan fanpage out there.

I love cloudy._aasan, do you? If not you're a fool.

by etherealashi August 19, 2021

Niggas Absence of Complication

When you some bitter ahh individuals

Niggas Absence of Complication frfr!!!

by West15 April 24, 2023

Time to Abandon Ship

When your chances with a girl go from 0.00001% to 0%, and there is no hope of her liking you back.

Person 1 “Bud I think that chick likes some other dude”
Person 2 “What should I text her?”
Person 1 “ Time to abandon ship”
Person 2 Gets blocked by her.

by Namtcarf213 November 1, 2020

In the Absence of Strong Evidence to the Contrary, One May Step Out of the Way of the Charging Bull

Literally the best song ever wtf like how can a song be so good

*"In the Absence of Strong Evidence to the Contrary, One May Step Out of the Way of the Charging Bull" starts playing*
Me: OOOOOOHHHHHH YEAHHHHHHH

by miistherealmvp April 14, 2021

abandominium

an abandoned, still standing house or apartment where the homeless or people with illegal occupations or habits take shelter

The Police claimed they could not get enough funds to check the abandominium for crackheads.

by The Return of Light Joker June 26, 2008

ABSEND

Absent By Self Enforced Net Deprivation .

I feel the urge to h4x0r so I will be ABVND.

by Diane aka the BITCH July 15, 2005