Memory Abortion

When you see something you wish you had not seen.

I clicked the link and it was too late. Her giant hippo genitals scarred my eyes, and now I want a memory abortion.

by bloodchills March 9, 2011

Ostrander Abortion

A driving maneuver that involves crashing a vehicle, hopefully causing its airbags to deploy into a pregnant woman's uterus with the intent of killing the fetus inside.

1: Hey, man, did you hear Dakota's pregnant again?

2: Maybe she should try getting an Ostrander Abortion and using the insurance money to buy condoms for next time.

by deskjet08 May 18, 2014

Arkansas Abortion

To die under incredibly mysterious circumstances while being involved with the Clintons and having evidence of a crime, where no autopsy is allowed, and its always declared a suicide, "car accident," or "plane accident"

Joe: I found evidence of a Clinton crime! Billy: Stop! Don't say anything. A typical Arkansas Abortion involves 3 gunshots to the back of the head, a CIA controlled car wreck, or a gym accident after finding this evidence... you don't want that do you?

by Truthshallgetyousuicided November 22, 2017

Failed abortion

the misconduct of an abortion that leads to the neglect of an unwanted child

A prime example of a failed abortion would be Keith Q

by FG5000 May 15, 2021

tijuana abortion

When you stick your dick as far up a pregnant woman's pussy as possible, and proceed to piss into her cervix.

"Dude, just get a Tijuana abortion, it's the kinkiest way to kill a child!"

by Homiesexuality May 28, 2018

abort an aberration

While doing something, to realize, through an epiphany, that it is meaningless/retargerous, and therefore abandon the project before it turns into a Frankenstein nightmare

I'd rather abort an aberration than go travelling 'round the world like gypsies and pirates

by Sexydimma August 13, 2016

Half-Aborted

Half Aborted is the look you get when the coat hanger pokes all the wrong places and you end up with an unwanted baby with a fucked up face. Or the result of a baby from a botched abortion that looks unwanted.

It can also refer to people who are just ugly or weird looking because of underdeveloped or disproportionate features.

He was half-aborted looking

by Fahim Ryder July 6, 2015