Textual Assault

writing that is especially powerful

His writing was so poetent it constituted a textual assault on our sensibilities

by Wally Keeler March 6, 2009

asexual assault

Some retarded term christians came up with that means to rape yourself while masturbating.

Dude 1: Hey don't masturbate dude your masturbating dont asexuall assault yourself".

Dude 2: Well hey, maybe i want to asexual assault myself you fuck nugget.

by Lovie Depizza January 20, 2017

Urban Assault Tactic Sex

Rough sex thru a number of different satisfying ways. Including slapping in the face and choking, good old fashioned throw her in the wall and your gonna take it, hair pulling while saying "your sister was better" alternating penetration from ass to vagina, more choking the bitch out, and making the female do all the things she swore she wouldn't do. Note, a pro will maker her like it too.

I met a new girl who swore she would never do anal, but after a night of urban assault tactic sex, she fell in love with me. Urban assault tactic sex is my patent move.

by chazz michael michaels00 September 3, 2011

sexual assault

When someone touches you in your no no square.

4 year old: Mom, I just got sexually assaulted by dad.

Mom: L sexual assault tbh ong.

by iloveunderagesex December 18, 2022

Eggs: the final assault

When a kid is leaving secondary school, and on his last day he goes mental and eggs the whole school, top to bottom.

Did you hear about Eggs: the final assault at that school nearby?

by Barry June 4, 2004

beaver assault trooper

a beaver who is a member of the 212th siege battalion, badass motherfuckers who raid villages and kill people for fun

beaver assault trooper's are heading towards the base, we're fucked

by do u March 21, 2009

Assault weapon

*A gun that primarily kills cops and small orphans.
*it has many evil features, such as: a pistol grip and barrel shroud that give it super accurate spray-fire from the hip.
*it has high bullet capacity clip that can spray-fire continually for over 30 seconds.
*its bullets can go through multiple layers of body armor, and does over 12 times the damage of hunting rifles.
*it can be easily concealed in clothing (do to its folding stock).
*it has a flash hider that makes the user invisible.
*and are available to anyone.

1 in 5 police are killed with Assault weapons.

by savage493 April 3, 2011