alcohol

God's gift/destruction to mankind.

Thank God for alcohol!

by bicyclethieff January 11, 2008

functional alcoholic

a worthless yet admirable person who can drink everynight and still pull good grades in college or act as a normal person in a work environment.

that bitch drinks every f'n night and made a better grade than me on the test.

Or:
i saw that douche torn up last night and today he acts like mr. super employee. wtf?

by d May 13, 2005

alcoholic bitch

a bitch who loves to drink alcoholic drinks in parties or everywhere

You're an alcoholic bitch! get your ass off me!

by kurlotz December 3, 2007

alcohol

A great beverage, and a great song written from the point of view of BEER!

"I can make anybody pretty
I can make you believe any lie
I can make you pick a fight
with somebody twice
your size.
Well I've been known to cause a few breakups
and I've been known to cause a few births
I can make you new friends
Or get you fired from work.
And since the day I left Milwaukee,
Lynchburg, Bordeaux, France
Been makin the bars
Lots of big money
and helpin white people dance
I got you in trouble in high school
but college now that was a ball
you had some of the best times
you'll never remember with me
Alcohol, Alcohol" --Brad Paisley, my hero.

by Christicles August 22, 2006

Alcoholic

1. A title earned, not given.

2. A person who never has a bad time at any bar

1. Beer in the morning, beer in the evening, beer at supper time! When beer is in a bottle, you can drink beer anytime!!!

2.
Club head guido: That music sucked at that bar last night! There wasn't anything I could even pump my fist to! Im never going back!

Alcoholic: The beer on tap was ice cold and fresh, Im going back tomorrow! PENNY BEERS MOTHER FUCKER!!!!

by get_crunk_with_fat_sluts April 27, 2009

alcohol therapy

Drinking to reduce momentary suffering. Cheaper than psychotherapy and, for a while, more fun.

We broke up a week ago, and i've been in extensive alcohol therapy ever since.

by hoodrat December 1, 2005

alcobiography

The life story a person tells when he or she gets intoxicated. This story is often long and awkward for those listening.

Man, Jenny got so drunk last night I got her entire alcobiography. I totally didn't need to know about her 37 one-night-stands.

by JuniperPaw November 18, 2010