Ever since the ultra-capable Alan Greenspam retired, everyone's e-mail inboxes have been flooded with unheard-of levels of junk mail, despite massive blocking and repeated spam-filter upgrades.
by QuacksO February 16, 2017
Get the Alan Greenspammug. 
When someone got so drunk on a Thursday night or throughout the week that they are completely trashed on Friday, and need to constantly consume water or carbs to absorb / dilute the blood alcohol level. A more deadly version of a normal hangover.
Me: “Dood, wtf is wrong with you?”
Alan: “i drank too much last night now I’m just throwing up like a btch.”
Me: “damn... just another case of Alan Fridays”
Alan: “i drank too much last night now I’m just throwing up like a btch.”
Me: “damn... just another case of Alan Fridays”
by NotAlanT December 9, 2020
Get the Alan Fridaysmug. A beautiful Mexican born country music lover who is a little too into his sideburns. Is going to Illinois State University.. and will get it daily nightly and ever so rightly.
Wanna chill with Alan Velasquez tonight?
I would, but he's gettin it in and getting his laundry done at the same time.
I would, but he's gettin it in and getting his laundry done at the same time.
by Guerinpridewoo April 26, 2011
Get the Alan Velasquezmug. by Mr. cream de la cream February 4, 2022
Get the Alan's mommug. A highly intelligent dog of chinese descent. Usually known as ChoiChoi to humans. Alan Choi07 has displayed immense intellect by displaying the capability to converse in both English and dog language. Due to the misunderstood threat that Alan Choi07 can pose to the chinese authorities, it has been neutered.
by arieslazarel July 8, 2009
Get the Alan Choi07mug. by Rakuten fcb July 29, 2019
Get the alan a botmug.