In five minutes

THE BIGGEST FUCKING LIE EVER! GOD DAMMIT YOU’RE AT THE CLUB PARTYING!

Person 1: Ok babe, I’ll be home in five minutes
Person 2: Oh fuck.

by Depressed420Boi69( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) June 12, 2018

A hot minute

A short period of time.

Hey, Ill be back in *a hot minute* so don't go anywhere.

by Devil421 November 26, 2003

Minute Whore

Minute Whore (slang- Minotour)

A mythical creature that complains that you are using up their cell-phone minutes. The become easily en-raged when you call them.

John- Dude wheres Carl?
Brad- Man i dunno call him
John- No way dude! he's a Minute whore!! maybe i should just text him.
Brad- Oh yea, how could i forget. :\

by parrotta94 January 7, 2011

Fresh minute

The newer and better way of saying hot second that makes you sound like an elite memelord

Zack: “wait up a fresh minute”
Joey: “sure”

by Toxk March 7, 2020

Minute maid

A person who is under the influence of a sexual golf relationship

"Damn a want to putt my golf ball into that hole" - Mattia

"Since when were you a minute maid!?"- Connor

by O'Connor my G February 20, 2018

Google Minute

The amount of time, in minutes, for a new web page to be found by google.

It took 120 google minutes for my website to be found.

by swerty August 24, 2009

MS Minute

The widely variable and inaccurate amount of time is takes for something happen. Often used as a way to pad your time at work or a poor attempt to explain why something is taking so long because you don't understand what is really happening.

Steve: Jen, why is this terminated user still able to receive E-mail?
Jen: I already deleted the users mailbox, it might take a MS Minute.
Steve: (wonders to himself) Well it seems like you don't know what you are doing because I see your failed PowerShell command.

by ReallyTiredOfThisShit July 9, 2021