Ahmed's Mask

Ahmed's mask is a powerful being. It is an alien who has taken over the body of a man named Ahmed but continues to pretend to just be a mask. The mask controls Ahmed's body and what he thinks. There are no known sightings of Ahmed without this mask. There is no known cure for Ahmed.
Guys I think Ahmed is being possessed by an EVIL mask.
NOOOOOOOOO
Ahmed's Mask must be stopped.
by JonesGotBones October 21, 2022
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cunt masking

The ability for a total cunt to act friendly around people, such as her boyfriend's friends. Very possibly related to the succubus.
Man, she seems really friendly, but I think she's really good at cunt masking, Larry is always complaining about her.
by torerodrizzle November 20, 2009
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Mask Rage

A violent encounter that begins when someone completely loses their mind over someone not wearing a mask in public where social distancing is difficult to maintain.

Mask Rage incidents escalate quickly when the person not wearing a mask, demonstrates their complete lack of human compassion by coughing or sneezing.
Yes he is still in the hospital recovering from the injuries he received in a Mask Rage incident at the Golden Corral.
by ruhcaknevets May 13, 2020
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Courtesy Mask

Mask(s) you keep in your car in case your passenger(s) need a mask while going out during the COVID pandemic
"Ah nertz, I forgot my mask"
"No problem, I keep courtesy masks in my glovebox"
by reed4pop June 28, 2020
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DIY Masks

Design your own washable face shield to distinguish yourself from the crowd, be it from a used bra, bikini, or briefs—let your creativity shine by doing it yourself.
With mask wearing becoming the new-normal habit for millions of people worldwide in post-pandemic, DIY masks provides artists and creatives an opportunity to showcase their hidden talents to those around them and to countless others on social media.
by MathPlus April 06, 2021
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Goalie mask

Jizzing on a womans face in such a way that the ropes of jizz mimic the pattern of a goalie mask
Cara looked like John Vanbiesbrouck after 10 minutes in the bathroom with darr en. Gave ger that goalie mask
by Suggers December 12, 2015
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cock mask

An apparatus used by humans with sleep disorders. A mask with a long hose resembling a large cock is placed over the face while sleeping to help with breathing. Also known as Gonzo mask due to its resemblance to Gonzo from the muppets.
Chris is sleeping with his cock mask on. It looks like he’s blowing Rocco Siffredi.
by Coe Island April 17, 2014
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