Guy 99

He is just in the void..?

Best friends with 89, 79, 59, 49, 39, 29.

Guy 69 is uh... "In Purgatory".
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by Crowie The Crow November 08, 2023
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Tetris 99

Nintendo wanted to make a battle royale game, but they did it in the most Nintendo-way ever.

Teris 99 is a elimination game where you play Tetris© and attack other players with trash blocks.

You have to be the last one standing out of 98 other players.
The game is really difficult, but highly addictive.
If you have the Nintendo online service than you cn play this game for free, so there's no reason not to play it honestly.
Conversation 1:
Person 1: Have you played Tetris 99.
Person 2: No, but I was planning to install it later.

Conversation 2:
Person 1: Dude, I just got the victory royale in Tetris 99!
Person 2: Epic!
by Harikjay February 19, 2019
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99-43-28-14

The number of days it took the United States to add one million cases of Covid-19 to its total. 99 for the first million, 43 for the second, 28 for the third, 14 days for the fourth million, the fruits of heedlessly 're-opening'.
He stared at the numbers. 99-43-28-14. Not a football play. Not the combination to a safe. It was the exponential, viral spread of the disease. He understood that they could reasonably expect the next million cases to accrue in a week.
by Monkey's Dad July 22, 2020
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The 99 Declaration

The 99 Declaration is a list of grievances that will be debated and ratified by delegates from every voting district in the country in Philadelphia on July 4th, 2012. The declaration will then be brought before a federal judge to demand that Congress, The Supreme Court, and The President of the United States be redressed with the grievances of The American People. It's mission is to end the corporate state and to take money out of politics while other grievances may end up on the final version of the declarations as well.
Man: Wow, this country is shit. It is run by bought, career politicians who are representing large corporations and themselves instead of the people.

Woman: You should check out The 99 Declaration. There is a solution!
by Jude Newcomb January 28, 2012
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Rule 99

Hitler’s law

If it exists, Hitler has reacted to it (most likely the Downfall version of Hitler)

See also: Rule 99.9

If he has not yet reacted to it, he will
Videos or gifs of Hitler reacting to memes and pop culture that came into existence over 70 years after the fall of the Third Reich which in any event would have absolutely no relevance to an unhinged tyrant watching his world collapse around him is a perfect example of rule 99

Hitler reacts to the new Call of Duty - textbook rule 99
by Alex-2598 February 25, 2021
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99/1

you wrote 9/11 wrong, dummy
"Damn, I wish 99/1 never happened"

"The hell is 99/1?"
by thehellamidoinghere June 22, 2023
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'99 bro

A guy that was between 18-23 in 1999 and was an absolute tool then and still is. Ex: every dude at Woodstock 99.
He's a '99 bro.
by AJTT December 04, 2022
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