Rubbish Hump

When attempting to hook up with a bird amongst a flock of women, quickly picking the ugliest in the pack so you can reduce the time investment to the absolute minimum to achieve an ejaculatory outcome.

Jimmy Dink was on a tight timeline so he pulled a Rubbish Hump that enables him to be at the start of the poker game on time.

by Jimmy Dink May 30, 2018

dog hump

When a dog tries to fuck you

I got dog humped yesterday

by 1qazgfvbnhyjumk,ilo April 11, 2017

hump you

A milder way of saying "F-you". Often used by children to avoid getting in trouble for saying the real thing.

"No it isn't! Hump you! It's MY beach ball!"

by Gucc June 6, 2007

Hump Jumping

The act of sticking your penis inside a girl's vagina while a friend jumps on the bed

Him and his girlfriend thought hump jumping would allow them to have sex but remain virgins.

by 664 Inc. October 15, 2021

Humped and Dumped

When you or your partner had sex and then proceeded to forget everything about you afterwards.

When a person becomes a humped and dumped victim, here are usual quotes that come after their "diagnosis"

- "Bitch, I thought you loved me! I thought we were going to have a life together..."
- "Hold on, I'm not done yet."
- "You gave bad hummers anyway."
- "Guess it's a great time to tell you that I was trying to hit on your hot friend."
- "Does this mean I have to pay you the $100 now?"
- "HA-HA! Enjoy my gonorrea."

by Rockin' Ruler of Metallic Meyhem May 22, 2007

my humps

A song talking about a girls goodies pretty much. The song is an embarrasment to our culture though

Talking about my humps

by DizzyLizzy February 16, 2007

Hump day

Wednesday. The "hump" of the week.

Uh oh... Guess what day it is!

Guess. What. Day. It. Is.
Eh?
Hey, julie, guess what day it is?
Oh come on, I know you can hear me!
Mikemikemikemikemike!
What day is it mike?
Hehehuhaha!
Lesley, guess what today is!
(It's hump day)
WooWOO!!

HuMP DaEEEYYY! Yeah!

by Name removed by the NSA December 6, 2013