de sham pu

The sudden realization while shampooing your hair that you have already washed your hair during the same shower.

It never fails: I always get de sham pu after a hard night of drinking and no sleep.

by Uncle Wacky January 11, 2019

pu

Pull Up

hey u wanna pu to my place tn?

pu to the party it’s gonna be lit!

by popular_loner265 December 29, 2022

Pumpkin Pus

When your employee gets a little pollen on his pus in springtime and he has to go home because it swollen to the size of pumpkin.

Hey monkin u gotta run this today. We got a guy who has a bad case of pumpkin pus. He went home. Dammit.

by Yo yo yo yo yo yo April 25, 2024

disabled pus pus

it means if there’s a cat with 3 legs you say LOOK DISABLED PUS PUS

disabled pus pus on the road

by nanyeshinyesh January 11, 2021

‘Pus

Short for platypus.

“Hey look, there’s a ‘pus over there.”

by Fox Master April 10, 2024

Pu

Commonly used in texting. Pull up. Means to come or to meet.

I’m at the pub, do you want to pu?

by Piggywoggy May 28, 2022

Pus wus

Being scared of Pussy

I asked him to eat this pussy and he said I’m lowkey a pus wus.

by Liyah aye January 15, 2023