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Sandwich Artist

James: "You're a fast food worker, right?"

Francis: "I beg your pardon. I am a Sandwich Artist, if you don't mind."
by TheThankYouBin March 12, 2009
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coyote sandwich

A sexual act where in a man shits in his partner's mouth and then fucks their mouth.
She's the type of freak who would pay for a coyote sandwich.
by Ed Fern January 31, 2008
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Sandwich Defense

Placing a sandwich or other piece of large food in one's mouth to block undesired advances by an interested guy or girl
He was coming at me with determination, so I used the sandwich defense to block his attempt to make out
by Hmmmmmmmmm12345 June 16, 2010
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Salad Sandwich

Someone who is not that bright and lacks a lot mentally. Unsure of their surroundings anywhere they go and always ends up in a bin
Look at that guy with the tinfoil hat he's a right salad sandwich
by Crazysteve July 28, 2016
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sweat sandwich

When you and your partner engage in nude sexual activity and it gets so hot that your sweat acts as an adhesive and sticks your bodies together.
Dude, my girlfriend and i made the biggest sweat sandwich ever last night! i could barely move!
by sowwy daddy May 4, 2011
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Cookie Sandwich

A mouthwatering chocolate desert hand crafted and designed by a very influential mind of our time. The desert consists of two soft cookies 'sandwiched' together around a decadent layer of French Vanilla ice cream. The desert embodies a sense of innovation and passion and is typically eaten by those with exquisite taste. Although many have considered even the the idea of the dessert to be horrific, it's creator insists that this is not the case.
Mmmm, this Cookie Sandwich is clearly far superior to many other common deserts including: Nutella on Pizza, and Strawberry Jam with Cheesecake.
by Lawrence Cookie Lover June 12, 2015
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Lip Sandwich

When someone gets chewed out. Can be used to describe a one-sided argument or scolding.
Beth's dad gave her a lip sandwich when she came home after curfew.
by Grace Bowman November 29, 2016
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