christmas-tree

an adjective describing something that has stretched out near the bottom but has not stretched out on the top; usually describes a piece of clothing

This shirt doesn't fit anymore; after washing it so much it has christmas-treed.

by rubduck33 December 15, 2011

doctor tree

weed

"I'm gonna get some doctor trees soon if you still need it."

by mkrug March 1, 2012

Custard Tree

Akin to a family tree, a Custard tree refers to a womans sexual partners and historically how they overlap and fan out

A.K.A Custard Web

You're dads in my Custard Tree

by The custardodian March 16, 2012

Giving Tree

Other way to say a "Marijuana Plant".

I got a "Giving Tree" for sale. Some hybrid.

by TheFatherL February 6, 2014

bachelor tree

A Christmas tree exceeding no more than 4 feet in height and $10 per foot. Purely symbolic. On Christmas morning any presents placed under the tree are stored and then transported to the closest relatives house who has a real family. The only gift to one's self under a bachelor tree is a case of beer.

Just set up the bachelor tree, time to get drunk and hate myself.

by sssshake December 14, 2014

Dead tree's revenge

The experience one has, when they have a paper cut in between two of their fingers or toes.

"OUCH gosh, that paper cut hurts! Have you ever had one between your fingers?"
"Oh yes, that's called the dead tree's revenge."

by Flappy Trap May 23, 2015

Melon Tree

The name given to a really comfortable bed

I am going to go to my Melon Tree and sleep

by Rastamouse1 June 20, 2015