Showerbait

When you get in the shower, lay down, and begin masturbating. Once the sexual climax is reached, the water mixes with the semen, and creates a gelatinous, which is also known as Cum Jello.

Son: Dad, can I have jello for lunch?
Father: Sure thing son! I’ll go showerbait real quick!

by Tom Cream January 9, 2022

Shower Chowder

The combination of cum and hair that builds up in the drain after a few months in a college dorm room. Think of the drain as a bread bowl.

Stop Gargling Shower Chowder and get your life together!

by TheGovinator January 28, 2022

shower child

a child who just never cleans any part of his body (including the penis)

your such a bloody shower child, OOGA BADOOGA

by cookiebeing February 13, 2022

Showering

I need some bitches.

Showering.

by Sexhaver4200 March 18, 2022

Shower Vid

When you send a video of you in a shower masturbating to another person.

Yo she was feeling a little freaky today so she sent a shower vid before going to work.

by xawvyy March 27, 2022

shower photo

your in love with me!>:)

gf: *sends picture in the shower*
bf: OMG SHES FINEEEEEE IN THIS SHOWER PHOTO

by urmommmmdhfhhhf April 26, 2022

Showeritting

Showering and shitting

Bro wait im showeritting.

by Ishmael De Nazaret (atheist) May 19, 2022