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when two dick gnomes meet in a dark alley
they met to have man sex behind jordan's house
man sex by Anonymous May 2, 2003
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man slut 

Women were pissed/jealous that men are considered a pimp, a player, and "the man" when he sleeps with a lot of women and get a lot of pussy. So women created this phrase out of anger. What women don't understand is that why this double-standard tips in our favor (men), is because men have to always do all the approaching and it takes more skill/talent for a man to get pussy, than it does for a woman to get dick. That's why we get props for getting pussy, and women get ridiculed for opening her legs 7 days a week. HAHA!
Joe: I slept with 5 different hot chicks over the past 2 weeks! I fuckin' rule!
Susan: You're such a man slut. I hate you.
man slut by Theo Huxtable April 16, 2005

man points 

A point given to a man for doing something manly.
Brandon awarded Matt 2 man points for jumping the median in his his truck
man points by Troy Matthews October 23, 2007

Man-meat 

Justin takes the man-meat without a tear being shed
Man-meat by some scots dude April 7, 2003

Man Sandwich 

What happens when you ride 4 deep in the backseat of your friend's corolla, and get rear ended by an unattentive motorist.
So we were on our way to the football game, but some tool ran into us at a red light. It was my first experience in a man sandwich.
Man Sandwich by Rosenboom August 19, 2007

man cold 

a man cold is found exclusivley upon the Y chromosome. this particular strand of the common cold results in individuals acting like a little bitch and crying about a stuffy nose. treatments for this include: suck it up, we dont care, and we're not your mother.

Synonyms: baby, little bitch, mammas boy.

antonym: the woman cold in which a woman can be dying of internal bleeding and manage to pass it off as just a flesh wound.
male: I officially have a man cold. I will not move from my bed and must have tissues and other man cold medicine (lots of chocolate and herbal tea) brought to me on demand by a nearby female.
female: suck it up and take advil ya chud
man cold by throughthehaze January 11, 2012