a young english teacher. He is a simp, handsome teacher, and very lazy. He never gives homework because he is to lazy to grade it.
by John Bridges 123 February 4, 2020
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If you ever meet a John Kingsley in person, you'll realize that they are extremely gorgeous and easy to talk to and they can be funny at times but well disciplined, their voices are so melodious that's why their work with God is very unique.
If you ever meet a John Kingsley in person, you'll realize that they are extremely gorgeous and easy to talk to and they can be funny at times but well disciplined, their voices are so melodious that's why their work with God is very unique.
Girl 1; omg your boyfriend is sooo cute.
Girl2: I know his name is John Kingsley, he has a nice smile.
Girl1: I don't think he ever gets angry.
Woman: I would want my child to be like John Kingsley, such a devoted boy with angelic voice.
Girl2: I know his name is John Kingsley, he has a nice smile.
Girl1: I don't think he ever gets angry.
Woman: I would want my child to be like John Kingsley, such a devoted boy with angelic voice.
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John P is the funny guy in the group, his sense of humour could almost make anyone happier.
John P is the funny guy in the group, his sense of humour could almost make anyone happier.
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Note from John: "I have a nice butt. It's not too big, it's not to small, but it's kind of nice and perky and people like looking at it."
Note from John: "I have a nice butt. It's not too big, it's not to small, but it's kind of nice and perky and people like looking at it."
A classic John knock knock joke:
"Knock Knock"
"Who's there"
"A big dicked, sexy man"
"Oh, come on in John Persse!!!"
"Knock Knock"
"Who's there"
"A big dicked, sexy man"
"Oh, come on in John Persse!!!"
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