heavy hooker

Well bro it’s basically what little children like to call my ok friends

That’s one heavy hooker

by Add.mygmail December 15, 2017

texas hookem

When a girl is about to leave the bed but a guy grabs the girl back by her pussy

Don't try a Texas hookem on your girlfriend

by Smalls66 January 14, 2018

the hook’em horns

The Hook’em horns is similar to the concept of “two in the pink one in the stink” but here you do the hook’em horns hand gesture and apply the same concept as the “2 in the pink 1 in the stink”

“Bro I heard you hooked up with Charlene Last night “
“Yeah I used “the hook’em horns” on her”

by Lpnigga February 7, 2018

Reverse Hooker

Paying someone to let you do sexual favors to them

I gave him the ole reverse hooker.

by GhettoGarage May 31, 2018

Pickle hook

Someone working too hard to get the D

Yo, that kid was a straight up pickle hook!

by Flagrant June 7, 2018

Foul Hook

To unintentionally get laid randomly. Going to a club or party without any intent to bang but just by chance you meet a willing sexual partner.

“ How did you meet your wife? “
“ I foul hooked her at a club a while back. She was at a bachelorette party, I was bar hopping, and we met randomly at the shitter”.

by Shafe98 July 15, 2018

A hook leg

A woman who attempts to lay in bed with you unintentionally providing no pleasure. Ultimately, leading too a long thought conversation of mentals.

I wanted a hook leg after she finessed a position in my bed.

Instead, we just lay'd still.
Listening to each other breath.
Thinking about it for the longest.

by MuckGregor July 23, 2018