fake ran yoda

When a retarded snail gets mixed with one to many chromosomes and sprouts human legs

“Did you see how much Johnny was a fake ran yoda last night?”

by Magical boy November 21, 2022

Fake Friends Day

A day where you post a picture/video of a fake friend or you just drop that person🤣🤣
December 4th!!

“Hey remember Alex? Yeah the guy who stabbed me in the back, I’m going to post him on social media for Fake Friends Day!”

by boxy2sped November 27, 2019

Fake

Jada

That girl is so fake no that girl is so Jada

by Gkufbj March 29, 2017

Not fake

It isn't. I'm not getting clicks. You are clearly doing this over your religion and not because you're skeptical and if you are reading this then your level of certainty is likely >= mine.

Hym "Not fake. I'm not recording myself so I can't fake anything. I don't need to do it myself or be taught a lesson. If anyone gets what they want out of this then what they want is not something you are going to like. The only thing fake around here is schizophrenia."

by Hym Iam December 13, 2025

Fakes

Egyptian slang that is used to dismiss a suggestion that one doesn't like.

Do you want to go to Mariem's party? Naaah man, fakes.

by haymanyo September 27, 2023

Fake Plastic

when someone has a lot of makeup on or had a lot of plastic surgeries.

"Man, she's fake plastic. Even the thiccc booty is fake.

by whoKNEWws March 27, 2018

FAKE CLEAN

A fake increase in cleaning standards just prior to having friends over to your place.

Fake clean is manifested in a rushed cursory clean, focusing on the tell tale areas that outsiders could be especially judgy about. The thoroughness of the clean will be dictated by whether the guests about to arrive are clean freaks or are fakers just like you.

For fucks sake - forget about picking up the leaves. We’ve gotta start the fake clean early, Barbi and Richard are coming for dinner!

by Smooax September 4, 2020