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Max Linus

A fucking bitch.
Not caring about others, only loves himself but tries to be funny. He touches peoples knees and thinks they like it. He wanks peoples fingers.
by JeyKul November 22, 2021
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Mini Max

Mini Max is a derogatory word for someone with a small dick. If you consistently call someone a Mini Max it undermines the kids self-esteem and makes him feel bad about something he can’t control.
Sally: “hey suzie, how was your date with the hot guy yesterday?”
Suzie: “You mean Mini Max?!?! It was a disaster! His dick was so small it was embarrassing! I sent him home crying.”
by TheManThing November 22, 2017
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Max

Max is a very good kisser who always likes the girl who make him laugh.
Max: hey babe

Babe:kiss me when I get to yours kiss me hard

Max. Ok babe
by Macyman September 7, 2019
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Max

Max is the best guy you could ever meet he is the best person you could ever find he is a extraordinary and have a great personality and has a great sense of humor and he can brighten the mood of any room although he makes mistakes time to time he still try’s his best and he wants to talk to people just doesn’t know how to approach them correctly but he is the best kind of person and stays calm and doesn’t want to get in any trouble and just wants to be friends so approach a max and become friends. So you can either hate him or love him <3 (P.S if you end up dating a max you are lucky <3)
hey who is the best person to be with?

that would be Max
by blanketdude1 November 21, 2021
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Maxe

A beautiful, talented girl who always speaks her mind and doesn't care about what people think of her. She has most of the time a small group of friends she sticks too and it takes a long time for her to accept someone new. She loves her friends more than everything, even though she can create drama. A person named maxe is fierce and courageous and will always be there for her friends. NOTE: Maxe can also be a guy name if it is written without an "e". Ex: Max is a boy and Maxe is a girl.
"Everyone likes me in my new group, but I feel like Maxe will need a bit more time"
"I feel like she's a Maxe, she so pretty!"
by Cheryl17 June 25, 2017
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Max

A bloke who is maxed out on all the good qualities.

Max looks, max wit, max charm, max chest hair, max ability to make you smile, deserving of max amount of xoxo's, the absolute max amount of crayons you can fit into one box, max persuasion to convince you lettuce belongs on fajitas, max memories to be made. Basically, someone who could easily max out your heart.
Girls, particularly one girl from Louisiana, really had absolutely no chance when it came to Max. She is doomed and can't help but to max-fancy such a smart, handsome, funny, sweet, thoughtful, all around knock your knickers off bloke.
by raginlittlecajun June 9, 2021
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Max

Good friend with a massive whopping dong, and he’s super gay
That right there is a Gucci max
by Lookyherebucko March 12, 2019
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