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An expample of darwin`s 0 law can be when you have to agrue for something on a test et school or just in a simlpe conversation you can justify with this law. it´s simple and you don´t need any knowledg about of the subject!
by stëkarene December 12, 2010
Get the darwin`s 0 lawmug. An unranked conservative Christian "law school," founded by ultra-crazy televangelist Pat Robertson, that charges students tens of thousands of dollars a year to tell them all about how the law is really based on Jesus. They are so desperate for legitimacy that they wrote a rambling entry on Urban Dictionary talking about how great they are, inadvertently showing the caliber of their future students--after all, if you make your decision about law school based on an Urban Dictionary entry, you deserve to go to Regent.
Joe: I'm going to Regent University School of Law. The professors are the same quality as Virginia, the people are more laid back than at Yale, the people aren't as viciously competitive like at Duke, and it's fifteen minutes from the beach.
Tim: Seriously? How dumb are you? Do you realize that Regent is an unranked, festering, neoconservative craphole that provides less than a 50% chance of actually getting a job as a lawyer upon graduation?
Sally: Not only that, but you do realize it was founded by Pat Robertson, right? You know, the guy who blamed the Haiti earthquake on a pact they made with the devil, and agreed with Jerry Falwell that pagans, gays, feminists, and abortion supporters were responsible for 9-11?
Joe: Ha! Nah, I'm just messing with you guys. Seriously, why would anyone go to Regent?
Tim: Seriously? How dumb are you? Do you realize that Regent is an unranked, festering, neoconservative craphole that provides less than a 50% chance of actually getting a job as a lawyer upon graduation?
Sally: Not only that, but you do realize it was founded by Pat Robertson, right? You know, the guy who blamed the Haiti earthquake on a pact they made with the devil, and agreed with Jerry Falwell that pagans, gays, feminists, and abortion supporters were responsible for 9-11?
Joe: Ha! Nah, I'm just messing with you guys. Seriously, why would anyone go to Regent?
by lurpythepirate November 27, 2012
Get the Regent University School of Lawmug. Abiding by standard double elimination rules until the final round of the tournament, in which it favors you to win, completely disregarding the fact that you lost the first game.
Dude, aren't we playing the tiebreaker? Nah, you forgot to account for Jefferson's Law of Double Elimination.
Sir, I got an A on my first test and a C on my second. You're telling me I can't take my third test and you're giving me C? Professor: I'm sorry, but you forgot to factor in Jefferson's Law of Double Elimination.
Sir, I got an A on my first test and a C on my second. You're telling me I can't take my third test and you're giving me C? Professor: I'm sorry, but you forgot to factor in Jefferson's Law of Double Elimination.
by Mattbat September 25, 2010
Get the Jefferson's Law of Double Eliminationmug. Lois was mentioning that Peter knew all the trailers for every movie ever made.
Lois: "Philadelphia"
Peter: "Poop Chute Law Suit"
Joe: "I don't remember that one."
Lois: "Philadelphia"
Peter: "Poop Chute Law Suit"
Joe: "I don't remember that one."
by dickbag of dickbags December 6, 2009
Get the Poop Chute Law Suitmug. Any attempt to simplify one part of an equation causes the rest of the equation to expand such that ugliness is conserved.
The law is of course not literally true, or simplification would be impossible. It is merely an expression of frustration in those cases where simplification proves difficult when dealing with large or complex equations.
The law is named for professor Schultz (physics) of the College of DuPage.
The law is of course not literally true, or simplification would be impossible. It is merely an expression of frustration in those cases where simplification proves difficult when dealing with large or complex equations.
The law is named for professor Schultz (physics) of the College of DuPage.
by Benfea October 16, 2006
Get the Schultz's Law of Conservation of Uglinessmug. Analogous to the Law of Conservation of Energy, Conservation of Racism states that the total racism of an isolated system remains constant; it is said to be constant over time. This law means that racism can neither be created nor destroyed; rather, it can only be transformed or transferred from one form to another.
Student 1: paraphrase of Ibram Kendi, "Racism didn't go way after civil-rights act was passed. It just became more complex."
Student 2: That's the belief of the Law of Conservation of Racism.
Student 2: That's the belief of the Law of Conservation of Racism.
by You can't handle my handle July 1, 2020
Get the Law of Conservation of Racismmug. Bro, I was about to get with this chick but she fucked Chad.
Dude, never fuck your eskimo sister in laws. That's almost incest.
Dude, never fuck your eskimo sister in laws. That's almost incest.
by Callmedad42 July 22, 2017
Get the eskimo sister in lawmug.