speed skiing 

A woman rapidly jerking two guys standing adjacent to her.

"I was at this party the other night bro and I waked into what I thought was the bathroom and here was this chick speed skiing. So I dipped out as soon as possible"

speed skiing by yom tang April 9, 2013

Speed Humping 

The word created for driving over speed humps way too fast in hopes of getting air. While there are very few cases reported of tires actually leaving the ground, it is still a thrill ride if you do it right.

Dude, Lets cut through Bellevue and do some speed humping!

Speed Humping by WatsonN April 27, 2013

Speed Soap

Speed soap is a foamy spray soap that you spray on in the shower, for a quick shower.

Speed soap is also quick because it's hair and shaving friendly should you choose to use it for those.

If you are in a super hurry and you happen to be without shaving cream, shampoo, face soap, or hair conditioner, speed soap can fill in just fine. You won't notice any difference. Plus, speed soap is actual soap, not Sodium lauryl sulfate and other un-natural detergents that strip skin, not simply clean it like a real soap.

Hot Mess is the only brand of speed soap that I know of. It's for women. Their slogan says it's for women who want to do more. I can vouch for that!

Get in the shower, get wet, spray the speed soap on your body once, rub it in, rinse it off, and go.

Speed Soap by QuickShowerSherrie August 26, 2013

speed scrolling 

When you find yourself looking for an email sent weeks ago and have to to gather momentum by scrolling down really fast on the keyboard.

I was looking for that email from Kyle from 2 months ago it took ages.

You should try speed scrolling, I can get to the bottom of my email in 10secondst

speed scrolling by Laranna:) September 12, 2013

Speed Desmond 

If you're really fast, you're a Speed Desmond.

The term originates from a slight misunderstanding between autocorrect and the phrase 'speed daemon'.

"I'll be there in five 'cause I'm a Speed Desmond!"

Speed Desmond by charis September 15, 2013

Speedy Gonzales

While the term Speedy Gonzales has roots in the Mexican community that may be of questionable benefit to them culturally, and is well-known north of the border as a mouse of extraordinary prowess in making Sylvester the cat look foolish, he was also the subject of a 1962 song by Pat Boone, where he is a playboy leaving his family in the lurch, and a rarer song by The Wurzels, where he is located in Somerset, UK, with the same problem, but "anglicized".

Speedy Gonzales as a British bad boy ends up having to get British groceries instead of Mexican ones, gets green stamps with his scrumpy (hard cider), etc. It is quite a giggle, as are most of The Wurzels songs.

Speedy Gonzales by Geekausaurus September 15, 2013

speechlessness 

Being speechless

I am so happy speechlessness overwhelmed me

speechlessness by Mehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh;D October 22, 2013