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Sloppy sizzler 

Setting on a roof while getting your dick sucked. Simultaneously holding a metal rod in the air to try and get electrocuted. Ergo both parties get a little extra sizzle added.
I got a sloppy sizzler last night and my toes are still burning.

Sloppy Sawyer 

A slim white twink with blonde high lights. A typical Sloppy Sawyer enjoys MILF henti and skate boarding. Can be found in any public school district, community college, and gay bar's. Often references Sloppy Jackson's and Beastie Boy song's.
Owen: Did you see Tucker today?
Lincoln: No. I heard he was getting head from a Sloppy Sawyer
Owen: Great!

Sloppy clown 

When a guy unloads in a woman's vagina while she is on her menstral cycle then goes down on her and eats it and gets it on his face.
Last night Tom got a sloppy clown.

Sloppy joeing

Two people holding hands but they get really sweaty and slip and slide everywhere.
Damn dude! I was so nervous that we were sloppy joeing it big time!
Sloppy joeing by Sloppy sambo April 30, 2022

sloppy 100 taker 

When a chick gets ran through in highschool so you wait in line for your turn
Akash Singh aka (Cash money) is a sloppy 100 taker finally puts his Johnson inside a cum filled trash bag.

Sloppy Dallas 

When a girl gives you a blowy with a mouthful of dip
That bitch really gives some good sloppy dallas’