red hatter

Someone who uses Red Hat Enterprise Linux.

I am a red hatter now

by 0xC4aE1e5 May 9, 2023

Red Thursday

The approximate day, each year, when health insurance deductibles have been met, and patients can get medical treatment for drastically less out of pocket expenses. During this time of year, hospitals see a large increase in business, as surgeries, mri's and other large medical procedures are then scheduled as more patients meet their deductible. On Red Thursday, the blood begins to flow as the surgeons begin to cut. It derives from the term Black Friday, but in a medical context.

That ER visit met my deductible so today is my Red Thursday. I'm going to get that MRI I've been putting off, those injections in my knee, these moles removed, and that surgery to fix that disk in my back.

by Akopian Atrebates October 16, 2019

Red Lotus

The act of a period blood enema via the rectum followed by defecating the poo/blood mixture onto someone or something creating the "Red Lotus" effect.

Grown in the mud.

Bloody hell Dave, the missus did a Red Lotus on my chest last night.

by Shiz N Gigz September 6, 2021

Red bj

Where a person (m/f) gives you a bj with red pepper flakes in their mouth.

I got a red bj last night and I had to pour milk on myself to make the burn go away.

by Janewilliams September 22, 2021

Red Ender

When a man’s bellend has a abnormal red hue from too much masturbation.

‘’I jacked off dozens of times recently. I’ve got a pretty bad red ender. I hope nobody sees it.’’

by homerbellerin August 9, 2021

Red poop

poop that is red

OMG remember when i went to the bathroom yesterday, that red poop was eeeeeee

by mY dONkeY iS cOoL July 5, 2021

red leaf

Slang for the blood stain around a woman's vagina caused by having sexual intercourse during menstruation

The sex went from first to worst when I saw a red leaf down there.

by Debbie Doolittle September 7, 2022