Max

What is a Max?
A stupid ranga.
Things he gets bitches and is a playa but he's probably only talked to that person once in their lifetime.
And is also a gaming virgin, goes to school to then complain of a headache to then get brought back home and just starts playing games like the soulless being he is.

(Person): OHHHHHHHHHHH MY LORDDDDD, ITS FUCKING MAX

by Pablito Pizza March 13, 2022

Max

Max has a huge penis! He gets all the girls with a huge dick!

Alan: “Is that max over there?”
Alexis: “I heard he gets all the girls and has a huge dick!”

by Hsjahah March 14, 2022

Max

Max Is An Extremely Athletic Guy Who's Good At Whatever He Sets His Mind To. You Never Now If He Likes Or Dislikes You. Max Is A Guy Who You Will Be Lucky To Have Because He Only Let's People He Really Cares And Loves Into His Life.

Max is very athletic

by anonymous March 14, 2022

Max Moir

Having a big dick with everyone else being unaware. Tends to be muscular in the upper body

He's a bit of a Max Moir isn't he?

by brickhead the fourth March 19, 2022

max

whiter than a fuckin snowstorm like damn shawty

masssive willy and even bigger body count
no bitches exept that one bitch from vr chat
fucks eastern european immigrants. get rid of yo yee yee ass haircut.
kick them out the country.?

max doesnt like immigrants, they take too man jobs.

by spitfiresenpaicumcream March 19, 2022

Max

he is so hot and sexy people want to cume over him and make him squirt

Oh max is so hot

by i am man March 20, 2022

Max

the largest penis to ever go in a woman. he makes all women lose virginity at the sight of him and never backs down from a fight. tall and good at every sport he makes girls drop like flies around him. you can spot him in a crowd because he is tall and has the blondest hair of anyone. he is always the first to raise his hand and he usually gets the right answer. he is a good cook and is very rich in taste and money. he spends his time at the rock climbing gym or fencing with his penis. if you want to impress him you must climb fence and be really smart. he stands up for the little people and helps anyone he sees. he is a big geek and can quote any lord of the rings book or movie. Marvel is his happy place but he likes any action movie. he does everything to the max and speaks three languages. he dislikes anime and hates Ryan. his best friend is Jacob. he has moved five times and been to eight schools. he helped make a bomb unknowingly with dry ice.

did yo see Max yesterday?
yeah at the fencing gym
oh! I saw him at the climbing gym
you talking about Max?
yeah
oh is he the one who helped the old lady cross the street
yes
he is so cool

by DUDE 15 March 21, 2022