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Long Boy

An at least 14 inch turd.
Perry: Man dude, were you in the bathroom yet today?
Jake: No, why?
Perry: Someone dropped a long boy in the toilet, it is probably the largest piece of crap I have ever seen!
by Froggo boi January 22, 2022
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Long range hole punch

A gun. Usually used when mentioning guns directly is non-desirable, e.g. when in the presence of potential government agents online.
I built a long range hole punch in my garage the other day.
by wonkire March 5, 2023
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“YOURE TAKING TOO LONG” is a line said by Jackenstein’s pumpkin as Jackenstein does not say these lines and I hate how people say it’s Jackenstein because Jackenstein and his pumpkins are two different entities. “YOURE TAKING TOO LONG” also comes in a smaller format that being “youre taking too long” said by the mini pumpkins in Jackenstein’s fight.

YOURE TAKING TOO LONG has been used as a punchline of responses towards certain questions by changing the words around or using only specific letters of specific words in the sentence.
1 - YOURE TAKING TOO LONG / youre taking too long

2 - User: “What is 1 + 1?”

Pumpkin: “TOO”
by JadeHarley August 13, 2025
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Long Dick Energy

Long Dick Energy is when you have pooty-tang slaying confidence, while achieving a hard-on during sex for an extended period of time.
I gots to have that long dick energy to fuck all these bitches tonight.
by PartyMonkey2000 December 30, 2022
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Longs Lizard Lips

Short licks (in a darting motion) while also licking the the taste off one’s lips.
She is so hot, I would Longs Lizard Lips her butthole, fresh out the gym!
by Adam Schmoe March 20, 2024
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A Long Schlong

A schlong that I wish was mine
I have A Long Schlong
by smolcok November 23, 2021
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Long tail

A LONG TAIL is a definition for rat commonly used on the Isle of Man. This phrase can be used as an insult to someone who is acting “ratty”
by Purplehashbrown March 12, 2024
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