drop kicked lasagna

Drop kicked lasagna”-A powerful and descriptive term used to describe the quite rare and visually shocking appearance of a real horror story of a vagina! This go to term is sought when there simply is no other descriptive comparison terminology suitable to describe the sometimes often ‘life changing’ encounter with this stomach retching organ! There has been some real upsetting stories of folks who had no warning signals of the pending doom that was waiting for them down there, only to encounter the beast just past the point of no return. This scenario is closely similar in horrific nature to hitting that point of no return while being blindsided with the ‘fishy paste Fanny’ syndrome . You just gotta hold ur breath, close ur eyes and tuck in for as long as u can survive! I’ve not heard of an encounter with both these scenarios at the same time? Possible coz they never made it out to tell the story?
- “Here Dazza, that bird I took home, came at me, spread eagled, when I clocked what she was packing down there, I nearly ran, it were like a…..er…a…..a “Drop Kicked Lasagna “, hahaha, horrific!”defined
by Tallywacker81 April 21, 2022
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Kangaroo drop kick

Is when a female while having sex drops kicks the guy in the throat and punching him in the ass making the pain going to the penis making it feel hard and good
by A. D. B hd November 13, 2018
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kicking the muffin

"Hey, what are you doing?". "Oh, nothing. Just kicking the muffin."
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kicking low

To say something (usually a reference to something personal; a weak point; sensitive, vulnerable & unprepared to be targeted) that is unethical & unnecessary, for the purpose of being offensively humorous, to make a point, scold & discipline someone or to gain the upper hand in conversation.

To kick low is to kick the balls. So essentially, kicking low is a metaphoric cheap shot, which is primarily verbal.

Using this kind of manipulation usually results in growing trust issues. For it makes the victim of kicking low hesitant to share information, particularly that which is sensitive, emotional & personal, in fear it will be used against them to ridicule them & manipulate them. Excessive use of this manipulation is considered abusive.
Bébé (responding to an image): A QT autistic anime loving gamer Muslim
Bébé (being a troll): That is completely Haram
Moi (being a muslim): no its not >:C
Bébé: Well
Bébé: Self harm is surely
Moi (having had an emotional moment that resulted in self harm the other day): (takes a heavy breath in) Kicking low are we
by Killossal September 05, 2017
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flying lizard kick

Skinny bastards who jump up in the air leg extended kicking people in the head or chest. Lizard like legs
He gave him a flying lizard kick to the chest
by 123adam May 14, 2014
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Kick dick week

Kick any boys dick for a whole week
I want to kick your dick so badly because it’s kick dick week
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