When one covers one’s member with egg and a flour dredge, then covering the exterior with listerine mint strips.
Jace: Hey man how’ve you been?
Brandon: I hooked up with this freak last night and she wanted to try some Kentucky Toothpaste
Brandon: I hooked up with this freak last night and she wanted to try some Kentucky Toothpaste
by J_munney April 15, 2025
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by iamnottheboss April 30, 2025
Get the Kentucky Effect mug.What a non-straight person from Ohio who has internalized homophobia calls themself instead of their actual sexuality.
by MalMalfactor May 5, 2025
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Damn, last night was wild! Alicia and Allison were totally down for a three way with me! I threw on the rubber fucking rig and ran the old Kentucky Seesaw on them both til the were weak in the knees! Whew, what a night!
by The Seesaw Master May 15, 2025
Get the Kentucky Seesaw mug.I went to the rave this weekend, and the guy I was making out with asked me if I was just drinking tonight. I could tell he was about to offer me cocaine or something, so I let him know I'm Kentucky sober.
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A chicken voting for Colonel Sanders might have made sense initially... the chicken is housed and fed. In the long run, the chicken is slaughtered, butchered, cooked and eaten.
A chicken voting for Colonel Sanders might have made sense initially... the chicken is housed and fed. In the long run, the chicken is slaughtered, butchered, cooked and eaten.
Someone like Caitlin Jenner, a trans woman, voting to support a MAGA candidate is a prime example that looks like a chicken voting for the Kentucky colonel.
An analogous concept would be voting for the Leopards Eating Faces party and then acting shocked when the leopard eats *your* face. Why do people (or chickens) do this?
An analogous concept would be voting for the Leopards Eating Faces party and then acting shocked when the leopard eats *your* face. Why do people (or chickens) do this?
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