Kentucky pedicure

The most selfless of all toe jobs, a Kentucky pedicure is when one shaves or pops all dead skin and or blisters on their partner’s foot with one or more of their remaining teeth.

After a long muggy day of walking in my fancy heels, I stuck my busted feet in my cousin’s face and that sum’bitch gave me a Kentucky pedicure!

by Smelissa Lockfart May 4, 2024

kentucky hot brown

letting a turd log bake in the sun until it’s hardened then sandwiching it between two pieces of sourdough, smothering in gravy and consuming it

I’d like to serve my dad a kentucky hot brown!

by kentuckyhotbrownfan69 May 5, 2024

Kentucky surfing

When you ride on top of your car with it idling in gear. Preferably in a Square body Chevy or old Ford hi boy

"Me and Jethro went Kentucky surfing and went through a case of nattys "

by Philbert 88 May 20, 2024

Kentucky Bath

When one bathes without washing their anal cavity.

Simplified definition: when you wash everything but your ass.

I was with Sheila last night and she must have too a Kentucky Bath because her ass was Stinky

To build up my musk, I took Kentucky baths for a month consecutively.

by Balls big tits November 24, 2021

Kentucky moonshine

When a country music video has a lot of semi naked women showing their buttocks like in rap music videos.

" have you seen the new Lonestar music video, its a Kentucky moonshine! "

by dxfd March 7, 2024

Kentucky Musket

When you soak a tampon in your choice of liquor and have a male friend ram it up your ass.

I was feeling a little down today so I decided to Kentucky Musket some gin with Brad.

by Sneakirafiki July 7, 2022

Kentucky Clam Chowder

When one has a ostomy and said ostomy breaks and empties into your belly button.

Dave woke from his sleep, to his surprise he had a belly button full of Kentucky clam chowder.

by George Malone July 9, 2022