2am showers

Listening to lawn sprinklers, at 2 am.

Dooby encounters the chirping of 2am showers after spending his nightshift consuming short form media. He’s beyond cooked.

by BigBubbleBlower66 August 13, 2025

shower of shit

fast, aggressive, strong

she may look small but that V8 goes like a shower of shit

by tacklezzz September 19, 2025

mega shower

Jerking off in the shower

I'm going about take a mega shower be back in 15 minutes.

by Acoustic March 19, 2018

Russian Shower

When the person next to you gets their head cut off or seriously wounded and you become covered with blood.

"Yo, I just got a Russian Shower because that fool got his head chopped off!"

by HappyAssArrows June 3, 2022

Glass shower

Similar to a golden shower, but you're not getting pissed on. It's when you drink/swallow squirt from your partner as a way to satisfy yourself, them, or both of you.

Bro 1- "Well look at her, damn she's pretty."

Bro 2- "Be careful with her, she'll leave your face wet, man."
Bro 1- "Like, glass shower territory?"
Bro 2- "Drowning.."
Bro 1- "Fu-uck, man."

by Markosia July 1, 2023

Shower cream

When you try to gage how much sour cream you are putting on your plate, and accidentally say shower cream cause you are too focused.

Logan : Hey man, they have sour cream.
Evan : your right, love me some shower cream

by Showercream30 September 20, 2016

Slip in the shower

A phrase used for creatively saying “die.” You tend to use this word when someone is being a dickhead, and you are pissed off with them.

“You are telling me to die?” “How about slip in the shower!”

by I have die January 25, 2020