food snake

A turd, a shit. Especially a long, curling one, bonus points if an entire shot comprises a single, magnificent brown anaconda.

Hey Johnny, come check out this giant food snake someone couldn't flush in cubicle 3.

by EdgarLongstaff December 25, 2023

Buying Lobster With Food Stamps

A phrase used to describe someone who's being a colossal dumbfuck. Mostly just used as a degrading insult. Is much more effective against black people.

References retards who go to the grocery store to buy lobster with food stamps, thinking they're bougie as fuck.

Bro, how the fuck are you dying so much in this game, you can't be buying lobster with food stamps.

by Tom Cruise Dawg December 27, 2023

Food Noise

Often misunderstood and confused with physical hunger, food noise is obsessive, incessant thoughts about food that won’t STFU. Like a phone that keeps ringing, food noise is so distracting it’s all you can think about–and it can make you more likely to overeat. It may seem like the term came out of nowhere, but leading obesity specialist Dr. Spencer Nadolsky has talked about his patient’s food noise for years.

“Wait, there’s a word for food noise? I thought I was just me.”
“Can someone tell me how to turn off this food noise? It’s constant and it’s driving me crazy.”

“People who don’t have food noise will never get it–the thoughts just won’t stop.”

by Dr. Spencer Nadolsky December 29, 2023

Phish Food

A boyfriend to a women who is easy to get with or “for the streets”

The reason for this name is the 🐱smells like fish

Man Jake is phish food I was with his girl last week

by VETO! (@its.veto) January 2, 2024

Food Noise

Often misunderstood and confused with physical hunger, food noise is obsessive, incessant thoughts about food that won’t STFU. Like a phone that keeps ringing, food noise is so distracting it’s all you can think about–and it can make you more likely to overeat. It may seem like the term came out of nowhere, but leading obesity specialist Dr. Spencer Nadolsky has talked about his patient’s food noise for years.

“Wait, there’s a word for food noise? I thought I was just me.”
“Can someone tell me how to turn off this food noise? It’s constant and it’s driving me crazy.”

“People who don’t have food noise will never get it–the thoughts just won’t stop.”

by Dr. Spencer Nadolsky January 3, 2024

Emergency Food

See Paimon and Chopper

Paimon is emergency food

by Blueberie January 4, 2024

Prepared food department

The section of a suburban grocery store that attracts price-insensitive lazy people who are oblivious to the fact that they are about to eat the equivalent of someone else’s leftovers in a plastic box with a price tag.

Wow, that pan of cauliflower mac and cheese casserole looks dope! And, it’s only $13.99/pound. Better get me some. “Yo, bruv. How ‘bout a scoop a dat? No, prepared food department man. Not the burnt edge one. Not the one in the cheesewater puddle either. I ain’t playin’!”

by hellocleveland January 8, 2024