finger me!

When a person is too desperate to wait for their fuckbuddy, so they decide to stir their pussy yogurt with their clammy fingers.

Bitch 1) DAMNIT! JON! QUIT CLOSING THE FUCKING DRAWER ON YOUR PENIS!
Jon) Sorry, baby!
Bitch 1) (Rips off pants and uses the quintuplets to stir her pussy soup).

by mooki February 26, 2005

finger wave

When you're wiping your ass with cheap toilet paper and your finer pops through it so you and up touching your ass hole.

"I was proud of the giant dump I took until I wiped and gave myself a finger wave, then I just felt a little insulted by my own ass."

by Sarah Lambert February 27, 2008

Stank Finger

1 of ur fingers with poop on it that you stick in ppl face.

He gave me the stank finger

by Rusty Anus October 31, 2003

driving finger

As opposed to the previous entry, this involves actually using a single finger to control the wheel, while you have the cell phone in the palm of your hand, and the other hand is either texting or dialing-- or seaching for the next song to play on the Ipod.

Johnny was using his driving finger to slip through traffic effortlessly, as he texted love notes constantly to his slut du jour.

by politicalsanity October 10, 2008

my fingers wont finger right

when your fingers won’t do what you want them to do.

did you see how wrong bella was using her fingers with talia last night?

bella: my fingers wont finger right!

by arianagrandeishot March 22, 2023

Magic Fingers

The event ,during a attempted action of fingering a girl, when the fingerer is not able to locate the "hole" of the recipient. Sometimes, in addition to this, the term may also include the fact that the favour was not returned.

Although the night was initially fun, The magic fingers kicked in and the action was spoiled.

by Maidzz September 3, 2014

twazzle finger

somebody who likes to finger twats/vaginas
hence the term
OR
they are a twazzle finger because their fingers smell of cum etc.

-extremly crude, i know.

"oh dude! *smells friends fingers* oh holy shizzz since when did you become a twazzle finger?!"

by .x.-Kiran_C-.x. January 24, 2008