mallard duck 

Used in jobs where you are an instructor. You make this the perfect lesson plan, so when you stop caring about your job and a supervisor shows up to evaluate you, you look awsome.

Key Phrases in George Bush mallard duck speach: freedom, peace, oil

mallard duck by Matt$ April 26, 2006

blind duck 

Jizz in her eyes, and jizz on her feet, so she has webbed feet and is blind.

I gave her the worst blind duck ever. She couldn't even see in the morning.

blind duck by Scott Lieb November 8, 2008

like water off a duck's back 

with no immediate or lasting consequence

I could tell them they are a burden but at this point it would be like water off a duck's back.

like water off a duck's back by The Return of Light Joker October 1, 2011

Goose Goose Duck 

An Among Us ripoff with ducks instead of astronauts. Has nothing to do with the children's game Duck, Duck, Goose.

Goose Goose Duck is a shameless ripoff

Goose Goose Duck by Ubeenbamboozledson June 27, 2021

Rubber Duck 

Wearing a condom while having sex.

You're gonna have to rubber duck it tonight. You mother-f*cking, c*ck-sucking, rubber ducking b*tch!

Rubber Duck by Johanna Hudgens July 21, 2008

Bitch Duck

The 'Bitch Duck' is a particular member of a group of close friends who are usually bros. The BD is needy, depressing, annoying, spiteful, grouchy, and most likely smells of cigarettes.

All the characteristics of a 'Bitch Duck' are related to the definition of a typical Bitch, but a BD only lives for attention. Some behaviors exhibited by the BD are crying about nothing, being flaky, trying to fit in to much, overreacting, paranoia, and last but not least... Getting shut down by members of the opposite sex.

The Bitch Duck originated from the popular show Family Guy in the episode Fox-y Lady.

Bro #1- Dude, Ben is so god damn annoying when all he talks about is his ex and crying.

Bro #2- What is his fucking deal? That ended like two years ago!
Bro #3 Yeah man, the dude is a total Bitch Duck. Lets go get drunk and fuck some hot sluts.
Bro #1 and Bro #2- Fuck yeah Bro!

Bitch Duck by The_Tripod_4ever April 2, 2011

plucked duck

As in a featherless duck, but A shaved pussy.

"I wonder if that supermodel has a hairy pussy, her bathing suite is poofing out a bit."

"No, she has a plucked duck"

plucked duck by Kleinsauced Her December 14, 2008