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Christian

Is a sex-god, or.. the sex god. You will be chocked that he’s so kind since he looks like the Viking Thor and also Sverrir Gudnasson and Mr Big, among others.

He has eyes that want to eat you and fill you up and you’ll be willing to do it with a vegetable or even something sicker. He’s a man and he acts like a man, but still has a soft side and you want to annoy him just so he can treat you like a kitten 🐱
Christian? Thought he was an idiot… but you say he’s Christ? Like Jesus?
by Schön January 21, 2022
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Christian: says nothing while stuffing mayo in his butt and mouth
by wasgooddddjannjj January 21, 2022
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Christian

Has a big P
Theo: Christian is Gay and Has a big P
by Chrisi D May 16, 2022
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Christian Tackett

Dumb Monkey Nigger of a man hes not even funny
Bro youre so funny! unlike Christian Tackett
by Adilf hotler May 22, 2022
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Christian is very gay
Christian is Gay
by ryder gay May 29, 2022
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Christian Laettner

That dude who was good in college and has that shot against Kentucky. All North Carolina fans hate him because they suck. I hate North Carolina fans. They suck lol
Random UNC fan: I hate Christian Laettner
Everyone one else on earth: lol get a life unc sucks
by Lebrun Jaames December 9, 2021
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