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Getting Caked 

Emily: YO I was getting caked last night!
Sarah: Was it Ashley?!
Emily: You know it! She ate the cake like it was her birthday.

ate the cake 

1. To reduce to ruin; devastate. 2. To injure (a thing) irretrievably. 3. The downfall, decay, or destruction of anything important.
"We could have won the game in overtime when Percival had the breakaway on the open net, but he totally ate the cake, and we lost."
"I knew I ate the cake when I got caught making out with the boss's daughter in his jacuzzi."
"Margaret knew she ate the cake when she realized that the neighbour's dog she was looking after ate her retainer."

kids in cages 

Separation of vulnerable minor foreign nationals from their "Family" (i.e. coyote-handlers, child-sex-slave traffickers, dark web organ merchants, adrenochrome manufacturers, nefarious et al.) at/within American borders, made famous by Deporter-in-Chief barack Obama in 2014 onward.

Commonly accepted as standard, humane practice for helpless groups who routinely DNA test as having no ancestral ties whatsoever to their "traveling companions"/"illegal guardians", The Great Awokening of 2018 led Libtards and God's Only Mistakes (i.e. the mainstream media) to realize this once-sacrosanct Anointed Obama (PBUH) practice of enforcing protective caging had been wholly corrupted and befouled by the 45toundingly Abhorrent Orange Antichrist, in an unchanged-yet-unconscionable perversion of the once-holy practice.

Thankfully, with the 100%-by-the-Books, Fair-and-Transparent, Constitutionally-Republican, Electoral Dominion & Vanquishing of the Sordid & Foul Cheeto B45tard Abomination, these assembly lines of racist death and ethnic cleansing have once again reverted into state-of -the-art daycare centers built from the blueprints of Heaven itself, with no proactive effort nor consumption of fossil fuels necessary to drive the mystical, healed-and-unified juxtaposition to transform an evil governmental function of White Supremacist Oppression(TM) back to its natural state of Utilitarian Utility.

Truly awe-inspiring, how Our Wokeness works through us in mysterious ways.
An exemplary case study in post-libtarded moral relativism, Science Experts(TM) have finally discovered that the value proposition of "kids in cages", i.e. populating government-owned-and-operated human zoos with helpless civilly-criminal brown children is IN FACT a direct function of whichever political party violently occupies or humbly and dutifully receives stewardship of the White House.

This astounding discovery follows hot on the heels of similar Moral Truths(TM) discovered in early 2017 about the role of the President's party as it applies to the moral nature of blowing brown children into thousands of bloody pieces using satellite-mediated unmanned arial drone technology
kids in cages by Dusk777 November 15, 2020
A shortened/abbreviated term for the word pancake. Often used by strong and sexy men as a sexual word inplace for penis or also commonly found in (sexual) recipe's.
"Romito, give my p-cake a slap and a half."
p-cake by Nicho Romito May 23, 2006
When a man takes a Warhead hard candy, and crushes it up to a liquid almost. That man then takes the sugar and rubs it all over the outside of a condom and recieves oral. This causes the womans mouth to scrunch up due to the extreme sourness of the candy and she begins to bite the males penis due to sourness. The male then takes Cake and rubs it on his penis so it will become sweet and the woman will let go.
John:" Dude, I will never listen to you again. I can't belive I actually gave a Jill a Sour Cake. It hurt like a bitch when she bit it."
Bob:" Hahahahahah you should try giving her a Spicy Cake, It feels so much better."
Sour Cake by Cajik McDouche April 28, 2008

delicious cake 

An Adjective used to describe a young female who has developed prematurely and retains many sexually attractive qualities.
While stopping for a sit and a smoke in the park, Kelsey and Bill noticed a young piece of delicious cake strolling east towards them.
delicious cake by cake hunter October 19, 2009