Coconut Crack 

A hairy-ass crack, usually seen when a someone has low rise pants or a needs a belt.

Dude, I thought Stacy was hot till I saw her coconut crack last night

Coconut Crack by anal cookie March 21, 2009

smack crack heart attack 

A myocardial infarction brought on by the act of simultaneously hitting cocaine and heroin (commonly known as a speedball). Rhyme for effect.

My buddy John was hitting the speedballs one after the over, then all of a sudden, he collapsed to the ground, clutching his chest. It was a smack crack heart attack.

smack crack heart attack by s0ulShatter January 12, 2011

food crack 

Food you cannot ignore or stay away from eating when you see it.

Dark chocolate is Brandon's food crack.

food crack by juliehpm November 23, 2013

Smoking crack and Worshiping Satan

Can be a variation of things starting with:
masturbation
having sex
smoking pot
or just something general about what you did/have done

Average Joe 1: "What are you doing?"
Average Joe 2: "Smoking crack and worshiping Satan"
Average Joe 1: "Sweet can I join?"

Smoking crack and Worshiping Satan by DJ21 December 9, 2008

The crack of dawn

noun;
1. Sunrise.
2. Crack you take when you wake up.
3. Concept that will answer all your questions about God.

1. Frasier: Once I stayed up until the crack of dawn.
Gavin: Wow dude your such a badass.
Eugene: Word.
2. Derell: yo nigga whatup can i hook u up wit sum dope fly shit?
Wendell: nah man not before i get my crack of dawn.
3. What keeps God so high? The crack of dawn. What does God wipe after he takes a shit? The crack of dawn.

The crack of dawn by MisterDot April 21, 2010

up-sack-crack-wax 

The removal of hair from the ass crack forward to and including the ball sack using hot wax.

Nick liked his wife's Brazilian bikini wax so much that he decided to get himself an up-sack-crack-wax of his very own.

up-sack-crack-wax by Dave-o-rama September 29, 2006

electronic crack 

bbs.fuckedcompany.com
When a new user stumbles on the FC message board, they are there for life. Often, they will inform the board of their planned departure, but inevitably return to get their fix.

FC is like electronic crack. Enter at your own risk.

electronic crack by mongoloid August 14, 2004