Couch humper

JD Vance

JD Vance is a couch humper

by BnuuyTheLoser August 10, 2024

Couch Humper

People who like to have sex with couches.

J.D. Vance is a couch humper.

by Lynch/Fellini August 19, 2024

caught in the wash

It Basically means that you were caught lollygagging and bullshitting at your job by the supervisor

Employee 1: why did you get written up
Employee 2: I got caught in the wash

by anonymous September 21, 2023

Couche Tard

Person who avoids a work related event

Who wants to work on the roof after the meeting?
Im leaving as soon as the meeting ends
ok Couche Tard

by jajaja11122233 September 28, 2023

Couch Warming Party

When you buy a new couch for your living area and invite friends / family to sit and flatulate on it as a sign of initiation and good luck.

I just got a couch for my apartment, come over for a couch warming party !

by Dinuel October 1, 2023

Caught Lacking

One way someone is Caught Lacking is when they try to rush a relationship, but then turn around and act like they aren't ready.

Sophia was caught lacking when she broke things off with Phoebe, after trying to rush their relationship.

by DoneWitThisSh!t October 1, 2023

Caught in IMAX

It’s like being caught in 4k, but even more red-handed or heavily documented.

Bro 1: Did you hear how Jacon got busted stealing DXM from dollar tree?

Bro 2: Yeah Bro, there was a cop standing right outside who happened to be FaceTiming the attorney general. Fuck getting caught in 4k, he got caught in IMAX.

by Maxwell P. Neudelman October 15, 2023