brother's tea

A revolting experience described as follows.

A male goes into a public bathroom to drop a deuce. Unknowingly, the bowl is filled to the brim with a prior dude's diluted s&*t plus bowl water. Yes, the bowl is clogged, but for whatever reason, the situation is unresolved. In short, the bowl is full, but no water spilled out onto the floor to tip you off that there is a situation.

So, said male sits down and, with such innocence, sits down on the toilet seat, and in doing so, dunks his unsuspecting balls into the slightly chilly tea of diluted fecal matter.

This is brother's tea. It's horrible. And it's real.

You're kind of an eskimo brother with another brother in a way that I can't even describe.

Order brother's tea, at a fine restaurant near you.

by Ae5Ea8 October 20, 2016

brother hopping

dating brothers right after eachother

"Tara went from Allajah to Zion to Lamar then to Daylon and then to Dj and now Gavin....shes brother hopping"

by NorthInUrShorts January 8, 2017

Brotean Shot

Drinking your best friend's, significant other's breastmilk.

My wife offered my best friend, a Brotean shot today.

by LitanusBlack January 4, 2017

brother beatdown

The act of an older brother kicking his younger brothers ass.

Jon gave Bryan a serious brother beatdown.

by Blackpeoplerock February 21, 2017

Brotel party

When two or more grown men are in a foreign city and instead of heading out on the town, they stay in and drink, somewhat sadly from the minibar.

Dylan and Oliver went all the way to Madrid and all they did was have a lame brotel party

by Whiskywednesday March 24, 2017

brotech

When someone is so nosy but they have a remnance of a chill exterior.

Damnit Rick, I wasn't talking to you, I know you're the original brotech, but I was having a private conversation with Jim.

by OG_ofTechbruh April 5, 2017

brotbeck

Wrong but "swagy" way to type "Brodbeck"

Hís name is Brotbeck, isn't it? - No hi's name is Brodbeck

by Urbanido April 26, 2017