Logan: Hey Khan I don't think Adam Cone will make it to work after last night's party, he swallowed so much of our semen he got cum drunk and passed out on the floor.
Khan: yeah maybe best not to cut trees down with that much of a cum induced hangover
Khan: yeah maybe best not to cut trees down with that much of a cum induced hangover
by vedyfactualfacts June 25, 2021
Get the Cum drunkmug. When you change your race to Native American and get blacked out drunk. This also results in kicking walls and anything that is bolted to the ground.
by Cescoto March 27, 2015
Get the Chris drunkmug. Callum drunk is an extremely high level of intoxication where many people would have stopped drink before they got to it.
people who get Callum drunk tend to do many unintelligent things such as (but not limited to):
downing half a pint of Malibu
making a sex tape
attempting to jump of any and every bridge in a 3 mile radius
confessing their love for anyone called Holly
breaking up with girls because they kissed another girl
quick trips to the hospital
having a threesome
being pick up by their mum only to get dropped in the drive way
sleep on a trampoline
and most importantly pissing them self's
Someone that gets Callum drunk often does not survive past the age of 17 because they either die of alcohol poisoning, bridge jumping or their mum has finally gotten sick of them
people who get Callum drunk tend to do many unintelligent things such as (but not limited to):
downing half a pint of Malibu
making a sex tape
attempting to jump of any and every bridge in a 3 mile radius
confessing their love for anyone called Holly
breaking up with girls because they kissed another girl
quick trips to the hospital
having a threesome
being pick up by their mum only to get dropped in the drive way
sleep on a trampoline
and most importantly pissing them self's
Someone that gets Callum drunk often does not survive past the age of 17 because they either die of alcohol poisoning, bridge jumping or their mum has finally gotten sick of them
'Hey Sean did you hear about Callum at the party last night?'
'No I wasn't there what happened?'
'He got Callum Drunk and went to hospital'
'Oh god is he okay?'
'yeah hes fine he just got up the next morning and went to the cafe'
'No I wasn't there what happened?'
'He got Callum Drunk and went to hospital'
'Oh god is he okay?'
'yeah hes fine he just got up the next morning and went to the cafe'
by little pp man April 17, 2020
Get the Callum Drunkmug. An extreme version of a mean drunk, the Exorsist drunk is someone who becomes downright evil when they get drunk, almost as if they were possessed by the devil like the girl from The Exorsist.
What happened to Bob last night, he called me a cocksucker and threatened to kill me. Oh, he's an Exorsist drunk, once he's had too many it's like he's possessed.
by Boozyman March 4, 2018
Get the exorsist drunkmug. by CaptainCyrus April 29, 2024
Get the Double Drunkmug. That feeling you get when you're not quite awake and you're not quite tired, the moment you've been up early and don't go to bed until late, around 1am.
by MelodyMidnight July 19, 2019
Get the Time Drunkmug. To get so drunk while on a river that you fall in. Must be followed by a shit show of a night and an all around horrible camping trip.
by C76M June 13, 2013
Get the River Drunkmug.