The result of having been exposed to something chilling, or incredibly uncool.
A bodily reaction, usually from the waist down that comes from being surrounded by a 'really bad scene'.
A bodily reaction, usually from the waist down that comes from being surrounded by a 'really bad scene'.
Dick Cheney with a shotgun gives me a bad case of the Douche Chills.
Hanging out with that guy, Ted Bundy, gave me Douche Chills.
Hanging out with that guy, Ted Bundy, gave me Douche Chills.
by Papabear71 January 04, 2008
derived frome the early 14th century wind instrument the flute, a douche flute is one who plays the flute of doucheness, henceforth making them the ultimate extreme douchiest flutist of all douches
derived from latin term(douchius playus flutius unum)
derived from latin term(douchius playus flutius unum)
by jake the snake, matt the cat, mike the dyke, and diana the banana April 21, 2004
by Jenn-Jenn fucking Jenn August 27, 2008
the advanced form of a douche. one who can be a douche without trying. a title gained through sucking up and being stuck up.
by Pheng February 04, 2008
An individual who has an over inflated sense of self worth, compounded by a low level of intelligence, behaving ridiculously in front of colleagues with no sense of how moronic he appears.
Geoff, the Junior Project Manager in Training, had no clue that the rest of his coworkers thought he was a useless, bumbling, underperforming douche bag as evidenced by his pathetic swagger and his wannabe hipster facade.
by Max M. Ino January 20, 2005
1) Similar to the Downey Ball, except for the cleaning of the female genetalia
2) You, you fucking douche ball!
2) You, you fucking douche ball!
by Anonymous June 11, 2003
The crappiest rock music I've ever hard. Being a douche rocker means you have to sound like a prepubescent boy when you're singing, hit random, incoherent chords in songs, and have no timing, rhythm, or skill when you're drumming. You also have to cream you're manpanties whenever one of your crappy hits is played on "Z100", MTV's "TRL", and the like.
Douche rock bands include the likes of All American Rejects, the late Green Day, Nickleback, Alter Bridge, AFI, and jesus christ Fall Out Boy. I HATE FALL OUT BOY!!!
Doucherock is taking over the free world while badass modern bands like Velvet Revoler and Avenged Sevenfold are consistently pushed to the side in favor of these fucking Gap clothed, Starbucks drinking, Z100 listening, straight edge clown shoes.
Fuck Douche Rock
Douche rock bands include the likes of All American Rejects, the late Green Day, Nickleback, Alter Bridge, AFI, and jesus christ Fall Out Boy. I HATE FALL OUT BOY!!!
Doucherock is taking over the free world while badass modern bands like Velvet Revoler and Avenged Sevenfold are consistently pushed to the side in favor of these fucking Gap clothed, Starbucks drinking, Z100 listening, straight edge clown shoes.
Fuck Douche Rock
Fall Out Boy, Hawthorne Heights, All American Rejects, Alter Bridge, Nickleback, Jimmy Eat World and AFI are all festering examples of the douchiest douche rock in the universe. I'd list more, but I'm afraid I'll grow a vagina if I did.
by Sue the Samurai September 02, 2006