S'ing D

-Smoking Dope
-Sucking Dick
-Slaying Dragons (See Slaying Dragons)

Guy 1- Hey, were you S'ing D last night?
Guy 2- Yeah man, it was some sweet shit.
Guy 1- Nice, I heard she S'd your D too?
Guy 2- yes...yes she did.

by Xulnx March 30, 2008

Edam but no D

Code word language for "Erect and Masty" i.e erection and masturbation. The code word of wax cheese to insinuate the smell and the penis jacket (the condom)

John: "Hey gavin, i like that bird...i'd love to give her a bit of edam but no d"

Gavin: "You dirty boy"

by satanicbean April 14, 2009

D-TOUCH

A technique in fifa, which the shortest player in your team scores a header. By using crowd the keeper you can score.

I scored with the D-TOUCH

by madaggash June 21, 2016

scabby d

The unfortunate occurance for a male due to a practice of dry fucking in blue jeans sans undergarments. One of the most feared of all sexual accidents.

"Oh my gosh! I did a scabby d in my pants!"

by Akit February 29, 2004

D-Bomb

When an area wasn't full of douches a few minutes ago but is now.

1: Dude somone dropped a total d-bomb here!
2: IKR!

by Bobbm112 March 21, 2012

D-Wheel

The D-Wheel. The next evolution of the Duel Disk, this machine goes full throttle in a Riding Duel. Overflowing with speed and thrill this is the ultimate show and symbol of freedom.

I sexually identify as a D-Wheel

by Vegito72 March 10, 2017

d-load

(n) When a man's penis is so long he tries to hide the length by tucking the shaft down between the buttocks but leads to failure because it looks like he has doo-dooed in his pants.

(n) ejaculate or cum so much to the point of soaking a girl from head-to-toe.

(v) to ejaculate the cum from a creampie "upload;" to get rid of a cum-load from the vagina.

"Sammy doesnt want to scare them off by his length but looks like has a d-load in his pants"

"It isnt shit its a d-load"

"She had a lot to d-load after he came in her"

"He totally d-loaded all over her, she was soaked"

by btardo February 15, 2010