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Conservative Troll

Yeah, more like PLANT... Look, he's how it works. They use the plants to create FAKE criticism of the people I talk about (criticisms intended to mirror MY criticism) to undercut MY criticism with LESS EFFECTIVE, LESS TRUE (but analogous) criticism.
Hym "Conservative troll trolls imposter troll (who neworks with charlatans who are trying to destroy me) with fake troll about wife and rather say the thing that is LIKELY TRUE says thing that everyone already knows and doesn't care about. More interstate is the fact that his wife left him THE DAY I MENTIONED HIM and he HAS AN ABSOLUTE MELTDOWN whenever he see someone doing THE THING THAT HE IS DOING... Which is: impersonating me to shill for Jewish media personalities. Destiny is literally Christianity! He's meat shield for the Jews!"
by Hym Iam April 28, 2024
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Pauper Trolls

Pauper Trolls
noun – satirical, cultural-political slang

Definition:
A group or subculture of perpetually disgruntled, economically stagnant individuals—often older, embittered, and clinging to nostalgic political slogans (e.g., "Make America Great Again")—who congregate (virtually or metaphorically) under bridges of misinformation, grievance, and lost relevance. Typically resistant to progress, allergic to nuance, and suspicious of facts, they bemoan modern life while ironically using its tech to spread their discontent.

Origin:
Coined humorously by a grandchild observing certain TV personas, the term gained traction as a biting generational critique—“out of the mouths of babes!”—for those stuck in cultural or economic stasis while blaming everyone but themselves.

Example:

"When Grandpa starts ranting about the 'deep state' from his Facebook bunker again, my little cousin whispers, 'Pauper Troll alert!'"

Related terms:
Grievance goblins, MAGA mopers, Boomers under bridges, Keyboard cavemen, Foxhole dwellers
"When Grandpa starts ranting about the 'deep state' from his Facebook bunker again, my little cousin whispers, 'Pauper Trolls alert!'"
by Pen-Dragon June 21, 2025
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Desk Troll

Person who gives fellatio under the desk of their superior to get ahead in the company. Either by position or pay scale.
Everyone in the company knows how the desk troll obtained their position in the company.
by Mary Petersen March 6, 2019
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Pump Troll

A short, young female who enjoys sex in every way possible.
That little pump troll took it in all three holes and begged for more.
by Matthew J of HEAR, HEAR! April 15, 2009
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Troll For a Day

When a board suffers from group think and stagnation, sometimes one poster will create a new account and log in to tweak the other posters into a flame war. The Troll for a Day will announce they are a TFAD (TFADing) and everyone will congratulate the regular after getting over their murderous impulses for bringing the community back to life. Some argue that TFADing is a valid tactic for a board administrator to re-spark interest in a community and should be applied when the situation requires it as long as all suspecting members are silenced in a swift fashion.
Posters on message boards who have experienced this behavior will immediately try to label all newcomers as "Troll For a Day".
by ewaewaty August 10, 2012
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Troll

Weird sense of humor and sick kids….typically known as Madison
Woah! Did you see that troll?
by 0oga Booga November 9, 2022
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WhiteyyNation Troll

Anyone friends w/Nicole or Joann is a WhiteyyNation troll. TRUTH
by Blis343434 June 30, 2022
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