A group of males aged approximately 15-25. Trolls are characterized by making tasteless and crass jokes/comments online for the purpose of getting a cheap laugh from whichever of their troll friends happen to be looking over their shoulder at the computer at the time. Trolls are a rare species, as they lack the abilities most other males have to mate, such as testicles and the ability to connect with someone on an emotional level. However, trolls reproduce by infecting other males ages 15-25. If exposed to a troll, take emergency action to prevent the spread of troll-ness onto yourself and whomever you happen to be around.
"Tony is such a troll, he posted a link to gay-repairitive therapy on the facebook of Mike, the kid at our school who killed himself after coming out of the closet."
" Have you been tested at a fertility clinic yet?"
"Yes, but I'm fertile....It's been three months and I'm still not pregnant, maybe Nick is a troll...."
"Pete is such a troll, man...he started acting like a douche all over my FB status about my dead girlfriend"
"I would kick him in the balls for you, but you know trolls....he doesn't have any"
" Have you been tested at a fertility clinic yet?"
"Yes, but I'm fertile....It's been three months and I'm still not pregnant, maybe Nick is a troll...."
"Pete is such a troll, man...he started acting like a douche all over my FB status about my dead girlfriend"
"I would kick him in the balls for you, but you know trolls....he doesn't have any"
by appledeap September 5, 2011
Get the Trollmug. Noun. The name given to the act by homosexual men, to go outside walking and looking for anonymous sex
by And. July 19, 2018
Get the Trollmug. by Troll partier April 11, 2017
Get the troll partymug. This is a resent addition to the previous troll definition that I've been hearing as the definition of late.
A video gamer, usually a male, who wanders the lands of the mmo creeping on female avatars.
A video gamer, usually a male, who wanders the lands of the mmo creeping on female avatars.
"Hey your a girl right?" -Troll
"Yes, why?"-Female
*gwahblewableguuh "Because your avatars a girl."-Troll
"What?"-Female
*Mehglewable gurl *grunt "Put your clothes in you inventory."
-Troll
"Go fap to someone else troll!"-Female
*Troll wanders away looking for another unsuspecting fapcounter.
"Yes, why?"-Female
*gwahblewableguuh "Because your avatars a girl."-Troll
"What?"-Female
*Mehglewable gurl *grunt "Put your clothes in you inventory."
-Troll
"Go fap to someone else troll!"-Female
*Troll wanders away looking for another unsuspecting fapcounter.
by -[x]-SmokeBreak May 23, 2012
Get the Trollmug. Example:
Person 1: defines troll correctly.
Person 2(troll): this is not the definition of troll.
Person 1: goes online confused looking for the definition of troll, and finds that he is correct.
Person 2: Be happy!
Person 1: defines troll correctly.
Person 2(troll): this is not the definition of troll.
Person 1: goes online confused looking for the definition of troll, and finds that he is correct.
Person 2: Be happy!
by De definer May 29, 2017
Get the Trollmug. Someone who responds to a close friend with a funny or attempting to be funny comment. The response is generally funny and not perceived as an attack.
Him: how was work? Good sales?
Her: medical sales were good, sex sales not so much
Him: you’re a troll 😂
Her: medical sales were good, sex sales not so much
Him: you’re a troll 😂
by Acornisacorn January 18, 2022
Get the Trollmug. A particularly annoying individual with manners similar to an ogre. The hill-troll mostly lives in a small cave-like hut in the hills and is considered to be a person of lower intelligence than the average person. Hill-trolls are considered to be people with no prospects of future success. (see also dingle)
Don't worry about Trevor and his manners. He's just an unsophisticated hill-troll that doesn't understand why people become uncomfortable whenever he talks.
by Lenuel Gullivar March 19, 2022
Get the hill-trollmug.