V-train

The pharmaceutical drug Vyvanse. Mainly used in reference to taking the drug (riding the V-train) It is used to treat ADHD and overeating disorders. Also known as V’s, lisdexamfetamime (chemical name) or speed.

It is similar to Adderall except Vyvanse has a lysine group attached to the amphetamine so it is activated by the GI tract. This is to prevent college kids from snorting the powder.

Effects come on after 45-90 minutes and peak at about 2-3 hours. Effects include increased energy, euphoria, motivation and increased cognitive function.

Side effects include

-Music sounding awesome
-Talking constantly
-Doing all your homework in 30 minutes
-Masturbating like 5 fucking times a day
-Feeling really fucking sexy
-Anxiety
-Diarrhea

-Realizing it’s been like 30 minutes since you beat your dick
-Immediately becoming super funny
-Having to explain to your family that it’s different that meth because it’s from a doctor.
-Transcending

Eventually the V-train comes to a stop and redosing or taking a lot causes a rapid tolerance increase. It is best to use as prescribed and build a tolerance so you can concentrate without transcending (as fun as that may be).

1.
Me: Hey did you get the homework done for today? I seriously couldn’t get it all done if I tried.
Friend: Hell yeah man, I hopped on the V-train and did it all in like 45 minutes.

2. Prostitute: Okay, I know you paid me for the whole night but can we take like a 30 minute break? You have fucked me like 6 times already and I’m sore.
Me: Nah, I’m on the V-train. Here it comes into the tunnel CHOO CHOO BITCH!

by danasp_42 February 3, 2020

Toxic Gossip Train

A song released by Colleen Ballinger (A.K.A, Miranda Sings) after she was called out for being a groomer. The toxic gossip train chugs down the tracks of misinformation, all the way to manipulation station. It is truly the video of all time. It's even more popular than her pregnancy announcement.

Colleen: "The toxic gossip train. Chugging down the tracks of misinformation"

by daimiraidennou October 3, 2023

Training Troops

Foreplay, the act of teasing and stroking a cock to build up a huge load of "troops" or semen

She was training troops for an hour before she let me invade her keep

by floptronomous June 9, 2018

training bra training

when sensitivity training stopped
grummas took over fo duh witching
k-clans and pissed into kids around
towns hoping to catch red smokes!

The lad bible is yet another example of the training bra training phenomena.

by sinrlifemattrs November 27, 2025

Sausage train

A group of males all walking together with each other, usually in single file.

When I saw six people entering the restaurant and going towards their table I didn't see one woman; it was a sausage train.

by Danny Mew December 6, 2014

Train Track Feet

When you are walking barefooted in a public place that should require shoes with some busted ass feet.

Wedding reception requires shoes.

Barefoot Karen is cuttin da rug with those train track feet at he ex's wedding.

by Jenjamin!4 January 8, 2020

You tube trained

to be taught a skill or talent by You Tube videos.

I was you tube trained by several Spanish chefs to cook Spanish Paella.

by cs3willy January 30, 2012