dicked in the head

to get the shaft, the short end of the stick, royally screwed, unfairly treated, etc.

Man, I got dicked in the head by that cop!

by Steve Neptun July 11, 2005

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Bubble dick

Like a chode but more puffy ( funny saying)

Ahh bubble dicks , your a bubble dick

by adspe November 5, 2019

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Dicked Over

When someone is put into a position where they are totally screwed. Often the person responsible for this is awarded the Dick of the Year award.

(while playing mini golf)
Person 1-"Aww, what the hell, your ball is right between mine and the hole!"
Person 2-"Yeah, you really got dicked over on that one."

by Professional B.A.M.F. January 21, 2009

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Dick tree

Something you might call a lead guitarist of a Canadian rock band from the 70s and who may or may not be a drunk male prostitute.

Ricky: “You got enough money? here’s another dollar .36 there ‘dick tree’.
Alex: “Can’t believe I’m picking this stuff up...”

by Captain Crink August 8, 2019

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Dick Cellar

A temperature controlled environment attached below a home for the purpose of storing dicks.

If you need me ill be down in the dick cellar!

by lesoldham March 16, 2013

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Dijon Dick

A cock that tastes a little too tangy. A dirty dick unwashed from sweat and filth or carrying the remnants of a sexual encounter with a different partner.

Carol suspects I'm getting booty on the side now. I didn't have time to shower when I got home from banging Dana last night and well.......she got a little Dijon Dick.

by Eaton Holgoode March 9, 2017

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