turtleneck skank 

a skank who actually dresses amishly/conservatively but is really annoying

"Have you met that new suck-up amish-like girl?"
"Oh yeah, she is SUCH a turtleneck skank!"

turtleneck skank by Chloey April 4, 2008

turtlebird 

When you are extremly fat and your stomach fat covers the area around your dick and it appears that you dont have one.

Ryan had to pull back his turtlebird back to take a piss

turtlebird by Fred January 1, 2005

Turtles Head

The initial protrusion of a stool though the teal towel holder ,the point at which contracts are exchanged for the building of a log cabin. See also touching cloth; touching socks.

I better rush off mate, the turtles head is getting curious and wants to come out to build me a log cabin.

Turtles Head by Moose McEvil December 28, 2005

turlemon 

A man who has a rump of turkey and head of lemon. Normally first name is Liam. His favorite thing to say (because its all he can say) is BRAUGH! He comes from the magical land of Pandorra.

Liam McBride is a Turlemon and goes BRAUGH!!

turlemon by Turlemon Fan Club October 23, 2012

Turtles Foot

A special combination of three different strains of marijuana. The combination is then taken eight times, the number of bowls is then represented by levels of the session.

yoooooo maaaan, i fucking took the turtles foot and its likeeee turtles up your face alll the fucking time footing you theirr soliciatizing feet.

the turtle has two turles foot, the other two are liess.!

Turtles Foot by ninjakaiman August 9, 2010

Turdlet 

(n) A small piece of fecal matter

someone left a turdlet in the toilet

Turdlet by Anonymous June 21, 2003

sea turtles, mate

An explanation for an event that one cannot, or does not wish to, explain in a logical way.

Originated from the Pirates of the Caribbeans franchise

How did you escape the island?
Sea turtles, mate.

sea turtles, mate by yardnoc July 6, 2015