Starbucks savant

People that think they know what they are talking about, enforcing those talking points and/or idea onto others, expecting all who listen to accept their words as truth, and sound like arrogant douches (or anything similar to the given definition). This person would be expected at a Starbucks as part of the stereotypical image of the kind of people one would see at a Starbucks.

Starbucks savant: We need to get radical. You're not radical enough. We need to be radical!

Person 2: For what?

Starbucks savant: Uh...

Person 2: You are such an idiot.

by Penny in the Cradle with Pearl January 12, 2011

crazy sean

A crazed man with a goatee who hates his job and the people he works with.

Crazy Sean did not let the people on the go karts because he was pissed off.. Big surprise

by Ricky turnstile December 27, 2015

The Sean Effect

The process of picking up a fantasy basketball player who has had a good game, but then produces shit stats when you play him. Once dropped from your team, the player proceeds to have good games again.

Person 1: I picked up Yogi Ferrell from waivers. He had a good game yesterday.
Person 2: But he only scored six points today.
Person 1: Yeah that's pretty shit. I'm going to drop him now.
*Next game Yogi gets 9 assists and 11 points*
Person 1: Fuck, I got hit by the sean effect! I'm going to pick up Yogi again.

by IHateKlayThompson March 2, 2017

Mi’Sean

A cute beast who will steal your girl more often than you could count. He is an all out savage with a video game skill of over 9,000. He will jump you in the hood and steal your weed. He also has a huge penis

BTW Mi’sean Rylie wrote this

He is the eyes in the ally

Yo I straight pulled a Mi’Sean last night 😅

by DatWhiteBoi March 14, 2018

Zha’Sean

Zha’Seans are Cute,Funny,Crazy,Smart,got shoe game most likely play basketball or football talks a lot of trash but will make you laugh,they are caring they have shoe game and they are spoiled,they get all the girls,attention but likes one girl who they will stick with thru the ups and downs breakups and makeups Zha’Seans are just crazy in any type of way.

Zha’Sean you funny quit playin.

by drëåm.døłł October 23, 2018

The Savannah

Having intercourse on a cargo ship or any other type water vessel.

You know that girl Meghan? I we did the Savannah her last night in a bass boat!!!!!!!!

by Peeter stuffer September 17, 2019

Getting Sean'd

When you've had 18 drinks before 8pm and your body is practically on life support but your mind isn't ready to admit defeat so you shout "Yeah I'll take another!"

Getting Sean'd:
Person one: How big was your night? I heard you were drooling and painting street corners with your stomach acid!
Person two: Yeah I remember getting really fucking Sean'd.

by Cw8787 December 15, 2019