Chinese fire drill

Used as a euphemism in sports, when in a particular zone there is mass disorganization, confusion, or lack of cohesion.

Bill: Did you see the Senators power-play last night?

Ted: It was brutal! The whole thing looked like a Chinese fire drill

by Shotgun Messiah05 January 17, 2009

Where There's Smoke There's Fire

The smelly fart before you have to take a dump.

"Dude! That's nasty!"

"Lol. Where there's smoke there's fire! I got a grumper brewing."

by Filthy DS March 5, 2013

lesbian fire sex

Lesbian fire sex or fire sex is when two girls who's pubes are very dry rub on top of each other or whal scissoring create lots of friction and friction creates heat therefore their pubes are now on fire.

Girl one: why are you waling so slow?
Girl two: I had lesbian fire sex last night my vag hurts

by bitch_niggaroni April 27, 2014

fire crotch

A kid with red pubic hairs.

Bj Darling has a raging fire crotch.

by Liacos4ever July 2, 2009

Tire Fire

When a furious handjob is given while wearing a textured or ribbed condom.

Lucinda up on 67th only charges $5 for a Tire Fire.

by Robotrousers July 19, 2016

Amazonian Brush Fire

When a man is having sexual relations with a woman and just before he ejaculates; he pulls out, lights the woman's pubic hair on fire, and then puts the flames out with his semen.

I kept telling my girlfriend to shave her massive bush or I would do something about it. She soon found out the fire extinguishing capabilities of semen as I performed an Amazonian Brush Fire.

by boshizzle13 February 2, 2010

Forest fire rescue

A fun game to play while urinating in a toilet/urinal.
where you pretend that your stream of pee is a fire hose and the water in the toilet or urinal is a forest that is on fire. usually more fun when drunk, as most things are.

Jim: i just drank almost a whole six pack and im ready to let the flood gates open.

Mine as well play "Forest fire rescue" while im in the john.

Jim's imagination: "were gonna need more back up if were gonna save those spider monkeys from this fire"

Jim: Ahhhh =)

by Spootybeaver113 May 29, 2011