Diddle my fiddle

Fingering oneself to the point of orgasm whilst listening to music played by a fiddle.

Spencer said he would diddle my fiddle later tonight.

by iNfONATION January 28, 2014

Shit my life

When life is so shit that you can't take it anymore.

Why is this happening to me. Shit my life!!

by Littleeleanor March 6, 2016

cock my suck

An expression used by impaired drunkards everywhere.

“Cock my suck,” he slurred as he fell face forward onto the sidewalk.

by Dr Bunnygirl August 23, 2019

Yo my dawg

A term to greet the fellow pioneers of your group in the most comforting way possible, Used in all cases and can be used with any tone or pitch. can also be tweeked

"Yoo my dawggggggggggggggg"
"dawgggggggggggg my yo"
"my dawg yoooooooooo"
"ggggggggggggwad ym oy"
"yo my dawg how you been"

by Thatcuntthathatesshaun October 21, 2017

kachibba my nibba

When you meet lightning McQueen and you need to Kachibba

It’s lightning again! KACHIBBA MY NIBBA

by GTStryder February 14, 2018

My Finest Hour

When I lose everything.

It will be my finest hour.

by mwst January 24, 2013

crack my noodle

a term used to describe the act of making someone else laugh really hard.

for example:
"That was so funny. You crack my noodle!"

"You cracked my noodle sooo HARD last night."

"Quit cracking my noodle!"

"You just shattered my whole box of noodles."

VARIATIONS ARE ENCOURAGED.

by noodlecrackingwHore May 24, 2012