French Telephone

When you fart in someone's ear and their ear drum blows up

I'm gonna give your grandma a French telephone tonight.

by Jekevd April 21, 2025

french bread

(le) pain.

bread in French is "pain".

Friend: fuck man I have covid
Me: I live in french bread

by Funky Kong "ULALALALALAYYYYYY" January 1, 2024

half frenching

in the act of french kissing and u dont have enough time to do a full french kiss

my dad caught me and my gf french kissing so we settled with half frenching instead.

by things i have experienced March 16, 2022

french

the language spoken by baguette people

i speak french because i'm a baguette guy

by fahdawy June 5, 2022

french trap

When you go in for a kiss and there is suddenly someone else's tongue I'm your mouth.

Friend: "Christine, how was your date with Tommy?"
Christine: "Everything was great until he caught me in a French trap at the end..."

by ElNumro23 November 25, 2015

French Bukowski

The act of grabbing a baguette , smearing poop like nutella in it , and offering it to other people as a snack or meal.

“Last night Lisa was giving me so much shit, I went to the kitchen, made a French Bukowski, and gave it to her… EAT SHIT LISA!”

by JoseAMelbollo June 27, 2023

french class

FRENCH EXPLETIVES

In french class-
Teacher: *in french* and the girl was walking and said-
Student: *interjects* FRENCH EXPLETIVES

FRENCH EXPLETIVES has two definitions:
1.cursing in french
2.its just FRENCH EXPLETIVES

by FavFrenchStudent22 November 11, 2022