An unusually large male genitalia. Usually hanging to one side or another, it may resemble a large hook. I combination of girth and length with a slight curve is what gives a penis meat hook characteristics.
I saw Miguel naked today in the shower. The man has a fucking meat hook. I wonder how many ladies he has fleejed
by Cooter Johnson December 10, 2016
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When a girl puts a finger inside of herself and proceeds to shove said finger into another person's ear. (Like a wet Willy, but not with spit)
Yeah man, she caught me off guard as hell and gave me a slippery hook. My ear smelled like the ocean for a week.
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Get the jenna hook mug.the act were a dumb hoe dont shave for a month because she is a serious feminist and thinks you wont accept her for who she is if she has a forest of hair on her puss leaving you confused as fuck to where to put your dick durring sex so you end up not wanting to have sex with that dumb hoe, so she goes and fucks other guys to see if they have the same problem.
Sarah,"Damn Jeremy you really cant even stick it in", Jeremy," Dumb hoe if you wasnt a forest hooker we wouldnt have this problem.
by Nay-Nay Jay October 6, 2017
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Brave Hookbill can be incestual, sexual, or plutonic.
Brave Hookbill can be incestual, sexual, or plutonic.
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