Pumpkin Drunk

Being so intoxicated that you are willing to have sex with that "thicc"-looking pumpkin on the front page.

"Dude, you hooked up with Phoebe last night you gross f***."-Brad

"I don't want to hear anything. I was pumpkin drunk."-Chad

"Fair enough."-Brad

by H_Balls99 June 8, 2018

Fuck as drunk

Fuck as duck is when the speaker is so drunk he slurs his words. Getting fucked as drunk refers to when you want to test the limits of your drinking abilities. This is also referred to as drinking like a soldier because it’s common in the barracks in Korea, where that’s the only pass time. You become aware that your fucked as drunk when the toilet seat becomes like a pillow. You also slerr your words like Ricky from the trailer park boys.

Hey Todd I got some vodka And Budweiser! Wanna get fuck as drunk?

Todd: bro your already fuck as drunk, because you’re slurring your words

by Fucked as drunk June 9, 2018

Drunk

When you drink to much you get drunk. You act retarded and don't remeber what happened.

Carl got drunk again.

by Crue boi June 11, 2018

Drunking

verb - the act of shouting while drunk

Bob was drunking loudly after 7 shots and 12 beers

by Sir Hunter James August 10, 2022

If im drunk enough...

Basically saying you are willing to partake in something stupid if you are intoxicated enough to do so.

Guy 1:"Hey you wanna listen to Cardi B's New album with me?"

Guy 2: "If im drunk enough..."

by JustSomePersonHere September 11, 2022

I’m drunk again

I’m a Cajun and I am drunk again

I am drinking the Pabst blue ribbon. I’ve kinda grown bored of the taste since I’ve drank it so many times. But it’s still enough to get me drunk.

I’m drunk again

I knew I made a big mistake trying to get drunk

by Death Menace October 27, 2022

drunk swirley

When the world do be spinning and you throw up your entire guts

My friend was talking to another friend and had a sudden case of the drunk swirleys

by deeznuts_gottem6969420 November 2, 2022