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Drunk Crasher

People who drink and drive. but instead of getting to point a to point b. instead wrap their car around a tree on the freeway. they give drunk drivers a bad reputation and are the real villains
" Hand me my Keys "

" but your drunk "

" im good. "
" but your gonna crash! "
" no. those are drunk crashers. i hate those guys. "

" oh ok. here they are. stay safe "
by apersonwhousesthephrasebroalot February 27, 2023
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angy little sussy drunk man

The type of person who would fuck your dog, kill your whole family, sacrifise your mom to the devils, terrorize an orphanage, spit in your apple juice and then fuck your dog again.

They're also a 13yo moderator on KyndraHQ's server and gay asf.
"Have you heard what Susan did yesterday? It was so poggers."

"I know right? She's souch a silly angy little sussy drunk man teehee uwu!"
by terroristmommymilkersuwu June 28, 2021
mugGet the angy little sussy drunk manmug.

Kamala drunk

It’s a slightly inappropriate amount of drunk.
Heading to the in-laws to get Kamala drunk and talk shit this weekend?

Is Kamala drunk the highest level of drunk?
It’s a slightly inappropriate amount. She’s not capable of anything at the highest level.
by Brill71 November 27, 2024
mugGet the Kamala drunkmug.

Theatre-drunk

When one gets drunk before and during a movie in a Theatre.
Aw man I got so Theatre-drunk, I don't even know what I we saw last night.
by MissFysche March 23, 2013
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Drunk

Drunk, is my dad. When he gets home
the defind definition of drunk, is my dad goes to the garage, and comes back in. looking like a, girraf who did not eat in days.
by Drunk_jim September 11, 2021
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Drunk Uncled

Verb
Past Tense
When a person has been duped, tricked, confused, bamboozled, misled, or swindled by an act so bizarre and nonsensical it defies logical explanation--like being cornered by your drunk uncle at a family gathering.
"Woody drunk uncled me again, so somehow I'm paying for dinner."
by GCWrites August 22, 2023
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drunk catsup

a shot:

3 parts shitty vodka, 1 part store brand hot sauce

to be taken with an old friend, you must have at least 7 of these each, otherwise it's called, "two bloody vagina-saucers"
Me and my old friend from high school blacked out during a drunk catsup session last night; I don't remember a thing, we'll have to catch up again some other time.
by derpaderpalurkalurkaherca December 5, 2012
mugGet the drunk catsupmug.

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